What Caught My Eye Today

Economy - Elation in the financial markets over the $700 billion bank bailout plan evaporated as the Dow Jones industrials lost 372 points, wiping out the gains the index made last Friday after administration officials and congressional leaders promised swift action to get bad debt off the books of banks and end the financial crisis. The sharp drop was reminiscent of last week's wild trading, which included two days of 400-plus-point drops for the Dow and two days of 300-plus-point increases. Can you say roller coaster? Worries that the rescue package would cost too much, drive up inflation, swell the already-bloated deficit and hurt the ailing economy also led global investors to flee the U.S. dollar. Imagine that. Honestly, what's got everyone so freaked out, we're only talking about $700 billion. That's, like what, the Gross Domestic Product of... all but 16 countries (click here)? Holy crap. Oil prices briefly spiked more than $25 a barrel before falling back to settle at $120.92, up $16.37, on the New York Mercantile Exchange. That shattered the previous record for a one-day jump in crude oil, $10.75. Shattered seems like a bit of an understatement, wouldn't you say?

Russia - A Russian navy squadron set off for Venezuela in a deployment of Russian military power to the Western Hemisphere unprecedented since the Cold War. The Kremlin recently has moved to intensify contacts with Venezuela, Cuba and other Latin American nations amid increasingly strained relations with Washington after last month's war between Russia and Georgia. The intensifying contacts with Venezuela appear to be a response to the U.S. dispatch of warships to deliver aid to Georgia which angered the Kremlin. Back in kindergarten, my teacher had an expression for this sort of behavior--tit for tat. Of course, back then we were talking about the antics of five year olds. In this case, we're talking about two nuclear powers than aren't exactly on the best of terms. The Russian Deputy Prime Minister announced that five of Russia's biggest oil companies are looking to form a consortium to increase Latin American operations and to build a $6.5 billion refinery to process Venezuela's tar-like heavy crude. Such an investment could help Venezuela, the world's ninth-biggest oil producer, wean itself from the U.S. refineries on which it depends to process much of its crude. He warned the United States that it should not view Latin America as its own backyard. "It would be wrong to talk about one nation having exclusive rights to this zone." Students of American history will notice that this is at odds with both the Monroe Doctrine and the Roosevelt Corollary, but since when did those rotten Russians ever pay attention to American history?

Pakistan - U.S. helicopters flew into Pakistan's militant-infested border region, but returned to Afghanistan after troops and tribesmen opened fire, intelligence officials said. Washington denied the account. The alleged incident threatened new rifts between the United States and its key ally against terrorism days after a truck bomb struck a luxury hotel in Islamabad, killing 53 people. The two intelligence officials said on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak to the media said two U.S. helicopters crossed one mile into Pakistan in the Alwara Mandi area in North Waziristan. One wonders what side these intelligence officials work for. They certainly seem to have an awful lot of details about something that the Pentagon says never happened.

United Arab Emirates - It's the latest word in Persian Gulf excess: a $1.5 billion resort boasting a $25,000-a-night suite and dolphins flown in from the South Pacific — all atop an island built in the shape of a palm tree. Environmentalists have long criticized both Palm Jumeirah island and some of the features of the Atlantis hotel and analysts wonder if global financial turmoil will crimp Dubai's big hopes for tourists. Dubai is not blinking. The 113-acre resort on the artificial island off the coast is among the city-state's biggest bets that tourism can help sustain its economy once regional oil profits stop flowing. By 2010, Dubai aims to attract 10 million hotel visitors annually, up from about 7 million in 2007. Atlantis alone will increase the city's hotel capacity by 3%. So far, demand appears strong. The Middle East had the highest hotel occupancy rates in the world during the first half of the year, with Dubai leading the region at 85.3%. Remember the good old days when the capital of excess was right here in the good U.S. of A.? Ah well, Las Vegas had a pretty good run in its heyday. But seriously, the Palm Jumeirah island quite simply puts Vegas to shame. This joint is the definition of over-the-top excess.

China - China plans to launch its most ambitious space mission yet, a sign of rising confidence as Beijing cements its status as a space power and potential future competitor to the United States. The Shenzhou 7 mission, to launch as early as Thursday, will be the first to carry a full complement of three astronauts, one of whom will perform China's first space walk, or EVA for "extra-vehicular activity." Well, you have to hand it to the Chinese Space Agency--they've got that pretentious acronym thing down. It is China's third manned mission. The maneuver will help China master docking techniques needed for the construction of a space station, likely to be achieved initially by joining one Shenzhou orbiter to another. Future goals are believed to include an unmanned moon landing around 2012, a mission to return samples in 2015, and possibly a manned lunar mission by 2017 — three years ahead of the U.S. target date for returning to the moon. Call me crazy, but does this whole deal of the Chinese going up against the U.S. sound like a pissing match? Of course, this could set the precedent of being the first inter-planetary pissing match, which, quite frankly I didn't think I would live long enough to see. I'm thinking that old adage of 'necessity being the mother of invention', might need to be updated. Maybe something to the effect of 'the bigger inferiority complex being the mother of invention.' Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

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Obesity - This is one of those bad news good news stories. Thinking makes you hungry, and thinking really hard makes you really hungry. That's the conclusion of a new study that found one explanation for why people in sedentary, white-collar jobs often gain a lot of weight. See, I was under the impression that it was the 'sedentary' bit that was making us more portly. Scientists found that while the brain is working hard, stress hormones in the body cause blood glucose levels to fluctuate, inducing feelings of hunger. Here's my question. I thought Americans were generally becoming stupider with each passing year. At the same time, we're becoming fatter with each passing year. So if that's the case, are we to conclude that Americans are getting fatter because we're thinking about stupid things?

Now, I did say that there was some good news here...so here it is.

About 30% of white Americans have a gene that predisposes them to obesity. One can only assume that every other color of American doesn't matter. But there is a one surefire way for these folks to stay slim: exercise virtually every day. That doesn't seem so good to me. Besides, when am I supposed to find time for all this exercise? I'm too busy thinking.

Beer - Every once and a while, it's nice to report a feel good story. And, I ask you, what's better than beer? The beer business is dominated by a handful of huge players, and the remaining 1,400 or so microbrewers in the U.S. must fight with them to survive. So when the industry was hit with a shortage of hops, many speculated that the competition among microbrewers would become especially "cutthroat". As it turns out, an unexpected comradery arose. Jim Coch of Boston Beer (brewer of Sam Adams) saw that small brewers were in distress and decided to share his inventory. He held a lottery and distributed 20,000 pounds of hops, at cost, to the brewers. Ken Grossman of Sierra Nevada Brewing also stepped up, selling 150,000 pounds of hops, again, at cost. Let's show these guys that this generosity won't go unnoticed. Go out and buy yourself a six pack or two of your favorite microbrew.

Potpourri - More fascinating tidbits to dazzle your friends with...or at the very least to make you feel intellectually superior to them.

• Wealth - More than 20 state lotteries across the country are experiencing record sales this year, a trend experts attribute to hard economic times. One experts said, "People look to the lottery to get back to where they were financially."
  The way things are going on Wall Street, why not?
• Information - The public filed nearly 22 million Freedom of Information requests with the federal government last year. Only one in three was granted.
  No kidding. I sent in my request asking for information on what the government is thinking (pick any subject--the economy, foreign affairs), and I still haven't heard back from them.
• U.S. Election - In a recent BBC survey of 22 countries--included Canada, France, China, Brazil and Egypt--a large majority of respondents in all 22 preferred Barack Obama to John McCain.
  Dude, those guys are so going to end up on our sponsors of terrorism list if McCain wins.

Sports - Here a brief rundown of some of highlights out from the sporting world that caught my attention this weekend:

• Baseball - The last game ever at Yankee Stadium--"the house that Ruth built"--was played today. In related news, the first game ever in the new Yankee Stadium (across the street) is scheduled to be played next April.
• Golf - Team America beat Team Europe 16 1/2 to 11 1/2 to reclaim the Ryder Cup for the first time since 1999. U - S - A. U - S - A. What? Why should we enjoy this moment? Chances are we won't have any moment like this for another decade.
• College Football - Three weeks into the season, some trends are starting to show: USC looks like a title contender...again (#1 in the AP polls for the third straight week); Notre Dame remains overrated...again (Sure they beat Michigan and a 1-A school, but they got clobbered in their first real test against Michigan State); the SEC is the best conference in the country...again (half the SEC is in the Top 25 and 4 of those teams are ranked 8th or better).

What Caught My Eye Today

Yet again, the state of disarray--or if you prefer, economy--dominates the headlines. For a change, we have a bit of good news to report...sort of.

Economy (Part I) - Eager to show that he feels people's pain, President Bush told the country his administration is working feverishly to calm turmoil in the financial markets. Bush was supposed to spend the day raising money for Republicans and talking energy policy. He canceled his trip and sent Vice President Dick Cheney to sub for him at the fundraisers to focus on the worst financial meltdown since the Great Depression. Isn't that always the case? Don't you have when your job gets in the way of the really important stuff, like shilling for money over a nice dinner. In brief formal remarks outside the Oval Office, Bush sought to show that the administration is moving swiftly and aggressively by taking "extraordinary measures." And they were brief remarks. I'll listened to the President's comments. I think he was at the podium for almost 3 whole minutes. Maybe that's all the time he could spare. After all, "extraordinary measures" can be quite time consuming.

Economy (Part II) - John McCain, buffeted by criticism about his response to Wall Street's financial problems, said he would fire the SEC chairman and create a special trust to help strengthen weak institutions. In all but calling for the firing of Securities and Exchange Commission Chairman Christopher Cox, McCain turned on a fellow Republican and former 17-year House member who served on committees overseeing investor protection and U.S. capital markets. Other than making some headlines, I'm curious what McCain thinks Cox's dismissal will do for the economic health of the country. McCain has shifted from initially saying the country's economic fundamentals were strong. Since being ridiculed for that, he now says the economy is in "crisis" but that the fundamental productivity of the American worker endures. Way to regroup there, spark plug. I will give McCain some credit, though. I actually understand the concept of "crisis". Meanwhile, I'm still trying to figure out what the Bush administration means by describing the economy as a "mixed picture". Seriously, can anyone tell me what that means?

Economy (Part III) - Wall Street had its best day in six years as news the government is considering a more comprehensive solution to the financial crisis than the current piecemeal approach spurred a furious late rally--The Dow Jones industrial average jumped 410.03 points, or 3.86% while the NASDAQ shot up 100.25 points, or 4.78%. U.S. Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson has been shopping around a proposal to congressional lawmakers that would create an entity to deal with the billions of dollars of bad debt still clogging the financial system, a congressional aide said. The idea has been compared to the Resolution Trust Corp formed in 1989 to fix the savings and loan industry collapse. Smells an awful lot like a bailout to me. Though I suppose creating an institutionalized bailout sounds much better than throwing life lines to failing companies one at a time. Either way, I'm pretty sure that we taxpayers are going to be footing the bill to fix this mess regardless of how the government chooses to deal with this mess.

Venezuela - Venezuela and Russia are strengthening their strategic alliance with new plans to cooperate on oil production, weapons and even wireless technology. That's nice. Venezuela also is in talks to buy Russian air defense systems and armored vehicles. Russia also plans to help Venezuela build factories to make ships, cars, rifles and ammunition, and a center to train pilots and fix helicopters is in the works. Their alliance was mocked by U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, who said Russia is only isolating itself. Really? Let's see just how isolated Russia is becoming, shall we? Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, who expelled the U.S. ambassador to Caracas last week while accusing Washington of backing a plot against him, said the alliance doesn't pose a threat to any other country, and that he welcomes Russian help in research, economic development and defense technology. Russia's economic influence is clearly expanding in the Americas. Bolivia announced that it would sign an oil and natural gas exploration deal with an Russian oil company. Oh yeah, Russia really seems to be going it alone, doesn't it. Interesting how the U.S. seems to criticize Russia over the way it "overreacts" to former satellite states wanting to join a Western military alliance as well as the way Russia is trying to expand ties to countries like Venezuela and Bolivia. I get the feeling that no matter what Russia does, we'll manage to find some fault with it.

Australia - Marine scientists have discovered hundreds of new animal species on reefs in Australian waters, including brilliant soft corals and tiny crustaceans. The creatures were found during expeditions run by the Australian chapter of CReefs, a global census of coral reefs that is one of several projects of the Census of Marine Life, an international effort to catalog all life in the oceans. Among the creatures researchers found were about 130 soft corals — also known as octocorals, for the eight tentacles that fringe each polyp — that have never been described in scientific literature, and scores of similarly undescribed crustaceans, including tiny shrimp-like animals with claws longer than their bodies. While it's exciting to find discover new forms of life, you sort of have to feel bad for this poor little buggers. Now that we know they exist, we don't really stand a chance for long term survival. Not that we mean to do it, but our track record for respecting other forms of life and more important, the habitats that they need to survive, isn't what one would consider to be exemplary.

What Caught My Eye Today

Economy - First the bad news... Wall Street plunged 447 points as investors grow increasingly fearful about more turmoil in the financial system even after the government's bailout of insurer American International Group Inc. The market's losses are nearly on pace with those seen in yesterday's nosedive and investors are seeking the safety of hard assets and government debt.The Dow is down 4.2% and the S&P 500 is down 5.4% in September, while the NASDAQ has fallen 6.7% month-to-date. Year-to-date, all three major gauges are down between 16.5% and 17.5%. Pretty bleak isn't it? But fear not, I promised you some good news, and good news is what you'll receive. The White House gave a newly nuanced description of the U.S. economy, calling it a mixed picture and saying it ultimately will weather the current turmoil. Well there you have it. The economy isn't tanking; it's just a "mixed picture." Now, don't you feel a whole lot better now?

Yemen - Attackers armed with automatic weapons, rocket-propelled grenades and at least one suicide car bomb assaulted the U.S. Embassy in the Yemeni capital of San'a. I thought things were cool in this part of the world. Apparently not. It's getting rather difficult to keep track of all the terrorist attacks against American interests. Perhaps this is a sign that we're really starting to piss off the likes of al-Qaida and the Taliban and they are resorting to more desperate measures to regain their footing. Sixteen people were killed, including six assailants. No Americans were hurt in the deadly attempt to breach the compound walls, which the U.S. said bore "all the hallmarks of an al-Qaida attack." It was the deadliest attack on a compound that has been targeted four times in recent years by bombings, mortars and shootings. Yemen, the ancestral homeland of Osama bin Laden, has struggled to put down al-Qaida-linked Islamic militants, often to the frustration of U.S. counter terrorism officials. Seems to me it's about time for us to photocopy that executive order authorizing attacks in Pakistan; only this time we'll need to swap out Pakistan and insert Yemen into that box indicating which nation's borders we intend to invade without permission.

North Korea - Kim Jong Il's companion and former secretary is emerging as a key player in the communist nation after the autocratic leader's stroke. South Korean officials are keeping a close eye on Kim Ok amid some intelligence reports that she's not only nursing the ailing leader but also is signing official documents on his behalf. Well, you know the old saying, "Behind every lunatic head of state, there is a woman forging his signature." Kim reportedly suffered a stroke last month and is recuperating following emergency brain surgery — though North Korean officials deny the communist leader, who was last seen in public more than a month ago, is ill. Kim Jong Il was groomed for 20 years to take over as leader, finally assuming the mantle after his father's death in 1994 in the communist world's first hereditary transfer of power. He has three sons but does not appear to have anointed any of them as his heir-apparent. The longer Kim remains bedridden, the greater the likelihood of a power vacuum, though Kim Ok may be poised to fill any void. Experts speculate the North Korean leader's dependence on her during his illness may further bolster her political clout. Especially if she signs his name to orders giving her that clout. But I'm not worried. This Kim broad seems...what's the word I'm looking for? Oh, that's right...this Kim broad seems okay to me (get it? "Ok"..."okay"). I'm just hitting them out of the park today.

China - China received widespread praise for organizing the Summer Olympic Games, which formally ended today with the Paralympics' closing ceremony. Even before then, however, reality reasserted itself with the collapse earlier this month at an illegal mine waste dump that killed at least 259 people and forced the resignation of a provincial governor. Since then, a product safety scandal has roiled the nation, with contaminated milk powder causing the death of three infants and sickening more than 6,200 others. Both crises point to underlying systemic weaknesses that the Olympics did little to eliminate, despite a massive effort to clean up Beijing's polluted air, boost security and ensure smooth logistics. China's mines remain the world's deadliest and creaky infrastructure a constant threat, while an overhaul of the product safety system has proved only partially effective. Yeah, I'd say the honeymoon is over, but man, what a shindig it was. I was tempted to use that 'lipstick on a pig' metaphor, but I think we'll all agree that particular adage has gotten way too much airplay in recent days. In all seriousness, I for one don't find this news all that surprising. Is it realistic to expect all of China's decades old internal issues to magically be solved simply because the Olympic Games were held there. Basically, the games provided a month long diversion. Summer's over, kids, and its back to the grindstone.

What Caught My Eye Today

Fred's note: We have a rare hat trick for you today.

Economy (Part I) - Hoping to stave off what would be the ugliest chapter of the financial meltdown, American International Group (AIG) executives huddled with Fed officials and representatives from top banks at the New York Fed in downtown Manhattan to find the cash the huge insurer needs to stay in business. The government is increasingly likely to step in and provide financial backing to ensure that AIG could secure a short-term loan from banks worth up to $100 billion to stay out of bankruptcy court. The deal would avoid the biggest corporate bankruptcy ever and follows a government bailout of mortgage lenders Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae just over a week ago. A potential bankruptcy filing by AIG could have a market impact of $180 billion, or 50% of total capital raised by financial institutions worldwide since the beginning of the credit crunch, according to one estimate. And that my friends is the textbook definition of 'too big to fail.' Of course, even if this bailout comes to pass, we're likely to see more carnage in the financial sector before all is said and done. Turns out most of the financial institutions that made stupid decisions in order to make a buck aren't too big to fail. And lest we forget--Wall Street's implosion isn't limited just within U.S. borders. Oh no. We're managing to take the whole world down with us. Who said the good ol' U.S. of A. couldn't still pack a punch.

Economy (Part II): With little explanation, President Bush scrapped a statement he planned to give on the tumultuous financial markets, abandoning any press coverage of his meeting with key economic advisers as more developments roiled Wall Street. Translation: "Sorry folks, me and my financial advisers got nothing. Looks like the economy is screwed." The White House said that Bush's comments of a day earlier still held. He told reporters that financial market adjustments can be "painful," but reiterated his standard message — that in the long run, capital markets are resilient and the economy will bounce back. Well sure. And in that same vein, in the long run world peace will be a reality and global warming will be a distant memory.

Economy (Part III): John McCain and Barack Obama traded increasingly barbed insults along with prescriptions for the ailing economy as financial fears shoved aside lipstick on pigs and every other political issue in a blink with just weeks left in the long presidential campaign. Here's a bonus trivia question for you. What well known politician coined the phrase, "It's the economy stupid."? (Check below for the answer). An ad by Democrat Obama sneered: "How can John McCain fix our economy if he doesn't understand it's broken?" Getting even more personal, Republican McCain retorted: "Senator Obama saw an economic crisis, and he's found a political opportunity. My friends, this is not a time for political opportunism; this is a time for leadership." Well no one said this was going to be pretty. After all these are insults we're talking about. However, since McCain did bring up the subject of leadership, here's my question. A day earlier, McCain was quoted as saying "the fundamentals of our economy are strong." Then today, dude is calling for the formation of a crisis commission. I was sort of under the impression that leadership implied some inference that the guy calling the shots would be a bit more proactive in solving this mess instead of calling for the formation of a commission to spend months to produce a report telling us that the economy is messed up. The verbal dueling showed the importance both candidates put on the issue of the economy as the continuing financial meltdown on Wall Street has driven all other issues out of the news. Both campaigns now believe the candidate who manages to wrest control of the issue and gain voters' confidence could well be the next president. Now there's something I can finally agree with both campaign's on. Now here's' the answer to our bonus trivia question: "It's the economy, stupid" was a phrase in American politics widely used during Bill Clinton's successful 1992 presidential campaign against George H.W. Bush. If you recall, Clinton won that election.

Pakistan - Pakistan's army said that its forces have orders to open fire if U.S. troops launch another raid across the Afghan border, raising the stakes in a dispute over how to tackle militant havens in Pakistan's unruly border zone. Bear in mind that just a couple of days ago (click here), President Bush signed an executive order authorizing American troops to carry out raids in Pakistan. It doesn't exactly take a psychic to predict this reaction from the Pakistani government. U.S. military commanders complain Islamabad has been doing too little to prevent the Taliban and other militant groups from recruiting, training and resupplying in Pakistan's lawless tribal belt. Pakistan acknowledges the presence of al-Qaida fugitives and its difficulties in preventing militants from seeping into Afghanistan. However, it insists it is doing what it can and paying a heavy price, pointing to its deployment of more then 100,000 troops in the increasingly restive northwest and a wave of suicide bombings across the country. That's a small price to pay considering the worthiness of the cause. Better the violence take place there than over here, right? Sure you could claim that the Pakistani people might come to a different conclusion, but they'd be wrong.

Ukraine - Ukraine's pro-Western coalition has collapsed, paving the way for complicated coalition talks or yet another early parliamentary election. That's not necessarily bad news, is it? The latest setback in the country's 4-year-old experiment with democracy seemed directly related to disagreements over how Ukraine should react to last month's war between neighboring Georgia and Russia. The 9-month-old alliance composed of parties loyal to Ukrainian President Viktor Yushchenko and his 2004 Orange Revolution partner, Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko, fell apart Tuesday amid infighting between the two leaders. The parliament now has 30 days to either form a new coalition or call a fresh election. That would be the third parliamentary vote in as many years and another blow to hopes for quick reforms in Ukraine and its integration with the West, which both leaders campaigned for. The final straw came as Yushchenko accused Tymoshenko of acting in the Kremlin's favor by failing to condemn Russia's war with Georgia. Tymoshenko fired back by saying that Yushchenko's overwhelming support of Georgia drags Ukraine into the conflict. Tymoshenko then teamed up with the Russia-friendly opposition to adopt a law that trims presidential powers and boosts her own. Yushchenko called that a coup attempt and his party pulled out of the coalition. Some analysts predict that a new governing coalition may involve the Russia-leaning Party of Regions. So let me see if I've got this straight. We've got two leaders, who I guess used to be friends at one point, that are both on record as wanting to integrate Ukraine with the West. However, in the course of trying to out maneuver each other in attempts to secure their own power base, they've managed to create a power vacuum that could very easily be filled by a political party with close ties to Russia--which I'm thinking would be somewhat opposed to Ukraine buddying up with the West. You just have to love politics, don't you?

What Caught My Eye Today

Economy - How best to describe the current state of the U.S. economy? I'd like to say 'train wreck', but that would be sugar coating it. A stunning makeover of the Wall Street landscape sent stocks falling 500 points in their worst point drop since the September 2001 terrorist attacks. Stocks posted big losses in markets across much of the globe as investors absorbed Lehman Brothers' bankruptcy filing and what was essentially a forced sale of Merrill Lynch to Bank of America for $50 billion in stock. The market also remained anxious about American International Group Inc., which is seeking emergency funding to shore up its balance sheet. A faltering of the world's largest insurance company would have financial implications far beyond that of Lehman, the largest U.S. bankruptcy in terms of assets. Wall Street had been hopeful six months ago that the collapse of Bear Stearns would mark the darkest day of the credit crisis. Looks like they got that one way wrong. Wall Street will be waiting anxiously for the Federal Reserve's regular policy-making meeting. The central bank is widely expected to keep rates steady, but the market will be looking for signs from the Fed that it is willing to lower rates amid the nation's continuing economic problems and also because the price of oil has retreated sharply from its highs of $147 in mid-July. The drop in oil gives the inflation-wary Fed more room to maneuver. Oil closed below $100 for the first time in six months (off $5.47 to settle at $95.71) as investors worried that a slowing economy would hurt demand. Maybe it's just me, but seeing as the guys making all that coin off $147 a barrel oil didn't seem too concerned about my well-being, I'm not sure I'll be shedding too many tears on their behalf. Not to mention the fact that prices at the gas pump have nudged down only a couple of pennies. Here's a thought. Maybe if these dudes wanted too stabilize demand for oil based products, like gasoline, they could take some of those multi billion dollar quarterly profits and do something to improve oil refining capacity.

2008 Presidential Race - If you thought the U.S. media was getting bashed by the GOP for being unfairly critical of Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin, you should see how the foreign press is going after everyone's favorite "hockey mom." Here are a few samplings:

• (from Britain's The Times): "It's not just that the Republican vice presidential candidate is a gun-toting moose hunter or an evangelical creationist opposed to abortion, two female types in short supply in Europe. It's her feistiness."
  To be honest, I'm not sure if this was an insult or a compliment.
• (also from Britain's The Times): "Her breathtaking political incorrectness is certainly entertaining--this is a woman who wants to drill for oil in the parks and kill polar bears. But her utter lack of qualification for high office is not amusing; it's frightening."
  Now this, I'm pretty sure, is a dig at Palin.
• (from Switzerland's Le Temps): "Palin seems to have been chosen not just for her gender, but also for her attack-dog skills. Her main qualification seems to be that she comes from a small town, which supposedly makes her more authentically American than Obama."
  Again a bit ambiguous, but I'm going to go with another dig--not much glowing praise in this one.
• (from Britain's The Guardian): "You can't claim a higher moral standing for coming from a great big empty on the map. Canadians know Alaska well. Alaska is our redneck cousin, a frontier state full of drunks and crazy people. It is the backwoods even by Canadian standards."
  No ambiguity here. This person definitely has a high opinion of Palin.
• (from Germany's Financial Times Deutschland): "What's truly alarming is that it's not far fetched to imagine that Palin could end up as president--and sooner rather than later. American presidents are extremely vulnerable to attack. And, of course, there is the matter of McCain's advanced age."
  Okay, I have to call this dude to task on this assertion. We totally asked her if she was ready to step in as president if need be, and Palin said yes. So there.

Intelligence - Sometimes you read a news item and you scratch your head wondering how in the world things like this are allowed to happen. U.S. intelligence agencies have set up a new social networking site like Facebook, where intelligence analysts with the requisite clearance can share tips on Al Qaeda and other threats. An intelligence official said, "It's a place where not only spies can meet but share data they've never been able to share before." Where to begin on this story? Let's start with the obvious. Last time I checked one of the hallmarks of clandestine services was keeping a low profile. I'm not sure that having your intelligence assets plastered all over Facebook is the best way to do this. As for the assertion that only those with the requisite clearance will be able to access the site--yeah, sure. Sensitive information has never been illegally accessed over the Web. Dream on. And finally, here's something that perhaps these rocket scientists ruling our intelligence agencies should consider; just because you have the means to do something, doesn't mean it's a good idea to do it.

Potpourri - We have follow up item from our Word of the Day posting on September 13.

• Word of the Day - While "change" was the most used word by speakers at the Democratic convention, the Republicans top word was "taxes"--mentioned an average of 46 times per day, followed by "business" (38), and a tie for third place between "God" and "change".
  So I'll ask again, where does "win" appear in these lists. It makes you wonder if either the Democrats or Republicans are actually interested in winning the Presidency in November.
• Pregnancy - Of those pregnancies in which Down syndrome is diagnosed in the womb, 90% end in abortion
  One wonders how many of those diagnoses are performed on pro-lifers?
• Oil - Thanks to Alaska's oil wealth, every man, woman, and child in the state will receive checks for $3,269 as their cute of the state's annual oil revenuess. Last year's pay out was $1,654.
  I don't wnat to stray too far off the reservation here, but do you think that these oil revenue payouts have anything to do with the locals' desire to start drilling for oil in the Arctic Wildlife Refuge?
• Representation - Just 36 of the 2,380 delegates attending the GOP convention were black--the smallest percentage since the racial makeup of conventions was first measured 40 years ago.
  I'm sure that it's purely coincidental that the majority of blacks are planning to vote for Barack Obama in November.

What Caught My Eye Today

Hurricanes - Rescuers in boats, helicopters and high-water trucks set out across the flood-stricken Texas coast in a monumental effort to reach tens of thousands of people who stubbornly ignored warnings of "certain death" and tried to ride out Hurricane Ike. I don't want to make light of an obviously dire situation, but if these folks faced "certain death", then who exactly is there to be rescued? The storm roared ashore hours before daybreak with 110 mph winds and towering waves, smashing houses, flooding thousands of homes, blowing out windows in Houston's skyscrapers, and cutting off power to more than 3 million people, perhaps for weeks. Because Ike was so huge — some 500 miles across, making it nearly as big as Texas itself — hurricane winds pounded the coast for hours before and after the storm's center came ashore, though by evening, it appeared that Ike was not the single calamitous stroke that forecasters had feared. Oh, I'm pretty sure the folks that live in Texas might disagree with that assessment. How would you feel if you were without power for a month? I think what the report suggests is that there isn't enough mayhem and destruction to make it onto the six o'clock news.

Canada - Again, my intention isn't to trivialize the devastation caused by natural disasters, like Hurricane Ike, but this next story is rather amusing, if not cautionary. Canadian agencies can't adequately prepare for natural disasters because they cannot understand one another's bureaucratic jargon, according to a recently released government report. At first I was thinking that this was an English-French issue, you know, what with Canada being bi-lingual and all. Turns out they really did mean bureaucratic jargon. The report titled "Emergency Preparedness in Canada: How the Fine Arts of Procrastination and Bafflegab Hobble the People Who Will Be Trying to Save You When Things Get Really Bad," (like I could come even close to making up a title like that), said that little had been learned from past disasters. And check this out. Apparently, 'bafflegab' is a real word, at least in the Canadian lexicon. According to a Canadian senator who co-author the report, "Bafflegab is a peculiar kind of language that is unique to public servants who are trying very hard to justify their existence." Well, see now, you learn something new everyday. Here I was thinking dude had ripped of a word from one of those Harry Potter books.

India - How much do you know about the nation about to overtake China as the most populous in the world? Clearly, I don't think you know enough, otherwise why would I bother with this next item? Here are some interesting statistics about the global reach of India.

• Wealth - Ten of the 100 richest people in the world are Indian or of Indian origin.
  I'm guessing the other 90 are in the oil business.
• Government - The leaders of Singapore, Mauritius and Guyana are all of Indian descent. Curiously, the dude running Indian is rumored to have been born in Queens, NY
• Money - Several billions of dollars were sent home by Indians living abroad in 2007. The leading regions were North American ($10.8 billion), Persian Gulf ($5.9 billion), Europe ($3.2 billion), East Asia ($2 billion), South American ($1.5 billion) and Africa ($500 million).
  Big deal. America thinks nothing of sending $10 billion a month to Iraq.
• Population - Several countries have more than 1 million Indians living within their borders including Malaysia, Myanmar, Saudi Arabia, South Africa, the United Kingdom and the United States.
  That might have something to do with this last item.
• Media - In 2007, overseas audiences spent $200 million on Indian movies, music and television. The major foreign markets were the United States, the United Kingdom and South Africa.
  Okay, this one is a bit deceiving. I totally misread the category description on those DVDs I just bought--those new "Hollywood Releases" turned out to be new "Bollywood Releases". They should make that distinction a little more obvious.

Potpourri - Here's another installment of interesting factoids related to current events.

• Healthcare - The annual health spending per person from all sources is nearly identical for the richest and poorest Americans: Poorest fifth, $4,477; Second poorest, $4,426; Middle fifth, $4,388; Second richest, $4,941; Richest fifth, $4,451.
  Is it just me or is there something seriously whack about this?
• Word of the Day - The word most often uttered by speakers during the Democratic convention was "change"--used an average of 89 times a day, followed by "McCain" (78) and "energy" (49).
  Just out of curiosity, did the term "win" (as in Democratic win in November) even appear on the list?
• Chores - The average 6 to 12 year old spends just 24 minutes a day doing household chores such as cleaning, loading the dishwasher and laundry--a 25% drop from 1981.
  To be fair, kids today are a lot busier. Learning how to text and keeping that Facebook profile up-to-date is rather time-consuming. Besides, what good are parents if not for taking care of all that manual labor stuff?

What Caught My Eye Today - Farewell to Creig

Fred's note: No postings today. Creig, a close family friend, passed on this afternoon and is headed to the Rainbow Bridge (if you are a pet owner, this will mean something to you) to hang with his brothers Max and Sam. We'll miss you, dawg.

What Caught My Eye Today

September 11 - Seven years and a day ago seems like a lifetime ago. Seven years ago, in a lot of ways, seems like just yesterday. In a somber ceremony outside the Pentagon, President Bush dedicated the first major September 11 memorial on the seventh anniversary of the attacks that killed nearly 3,000 people. military members in dress uniform unveiled the 184 granite-and-steel benches in the memorial park that represent each of the victims killed by the al Qaeda attack on the Pentagon. The memorial also features maple trees and light pools in a park of gravel. The benches are arranged according to the victims' ages. The crash killed 125 people in the Pentagon, along with the plane's 59 passengers and crew and the five hijackers. In a park near the site of the deadliest September 11 attacks, where more than 2,700 people were killed when New York's World Trade Center was destroyed, relatives of the dead held up portraits of their loved ones. Presidential candidates John McCain and Barack Obama made ground zero their common ground for one rare day, free of politics and infused with memory. Putting their partisan contest on a respectful hold, they walked together into the great pit where the World Trade Center towers once stood and, as one, honored the dead from the terrorist attacks. It is comforting to know that the things in life that truly matter still have the ability to trump partisan politics. I was listening to a report on NPR and a relative of one of the victim's did a great job of summing up the importance of this day. He effectively said that Ground Zero is a reminder to both candidates of the importance of the job they are trying to win. I couldn't agree more.

Pakistan - President Bush has secretly approved U.S. military raids inside anti-terror ally Pakistan. The high-risk gambit prizes the death or capture of al-Qaida and Taliban extremists over the sensitivities of a shaky U.S.-backed civilian government that does not want to seem like Washington's lapdog. What's there to worry about? I'm sure Pakistan won't mind the occasional unannounced military incursion by the United States. Bush acted in July to give U.S. forces greater leeway to cross from outposts in Afghanistan into the rugged area along the Pakistan border. Pakistan's central government has little control in this area, where extremists have found what U.S. officials say is a comfortable safe haven. Yeah, screw national sovereignty. If the Pakistanis can't clamp down on terrorism in their own backyard, we'll do it for them. The "rules of engagement" have been loosened now, allowing troops to conduct border attacks without being fired on first if they witness attacks coming from the region. That would include artillery, rockets and mortar fire from the Pakistan side of the border. I'm not an expert when it comes to this sort of thing, but where is the legal foundation that permits the President to open up a can of whoop ass anywhere he wants?

Afghanistan - Insurgents killed two U.S. troops in Afghanistan on the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, making 2008 the deadliest year for American forces since U.S. troops invaded the country in 2001 for sheltering Osama bin Laden. Lest you had forgotten, the original front for the war on terrorism was (and still is from the looks of things) Afghanistan. Pity how that whole deal in Iraq managed to divert our attention. The deaths brought the number of troops who have died in Afghanistan this year to 113, surpassing last year's record toll of 111. U.S. death tolls have climbed sharply from the first years of the war. Only five American service members died in 2001. Thirty service members died in both 2002 and 2003; the toll climbed to 49 in 2004, then 93 in 2005 and 88 in 2006. Some 33,000 U.S. troops are now stationed in the country, the highest level since 2001. Overall, more than 65,000 troops from 40 nations are deployed in Afghanistan. One can only assume that a troop surge will take place at some point to bring things back under control in Afghanistan. Especially since it worked rather well in Iraq.

2008 Presidential Race - While the two presidential candidates managed to put aside their differences for the daily, key players for both sides had no problem provide the media with some headlines. Let's start with GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

Sarah Palin left open the option of waging war with Russia if it were to invade neighboring Georgia and the former Soviet republic were a NATO ally. Asked whether the United States would have to go to war with Russia if it invaded Georgia, and the country was part of NATO, Palin said: "Perhaps so." I suppose that's the closest you can get to an actual "yes" if you are a politician. Questioned about whether she felt ready to step in as vice president or perhaps even president if something happened to the 72-year-old McCain, Palin said: "I do." Okay, in my mind that's a dumb question. How else is she supposed to respond--"Gee, I don't know. I'm just getting my hands around being a VP. I'm not sure I want bite off more than I can chew."

Meanwhile, the Democrats are doing some prognostication of their own. I'm sure you'll find their predictions rather surprising.

Barack Obama and former President Clinton talked for two hours today, their first meeting in a White House race that had once bitterly divided them. Clinton predicted that Obama will win the presidency "pretty handily." You don't say.

Cycling - Seems like now that Lance Armstrong has come out of retirement, everyone wants to get back into the game. Disgraced former Tour de France winner Floyd Landis plans to return to competitive cycling. Landis, an American, was stripped of his 2006 victory after testing positive for elevated levels of testosterone. His suspension by the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency expires on Jan. 30, 2009. I'm all for getting back on the horse when you fall off, but seriously, Floyd, are you sure about this? Whatever you do, might I suggest that you do it cleanly and leave no reason for any suspicion.

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Physics - It's not everyday that we see the world's largest particle collider in action--especially for the first time. The world's largest particle collider passed its first major tests by firing two beams of protons in opposite directions around a 17-mile underground ring in what scientists hope is the next great step to understanding the makeup of the universe. Physicists around the world now have much greater power to smash the components of atoms together in attempts to learn about their structure. Eventually two beams will be fired at the same time in opposite directions with the aim of recreating conditions a split second after the big bang, which scientists theorize was the massive explosion that created the universe. How naive have I been? All this time I was assuming that the Big Bang Theory was true. Thank goodness, we'll now have the means to definitively prove this theory once and for all. Unless, of course, you happen to subscribe to creationism, in which case, all this scientific mumbo-jumbo is a complete waste of time and money.

North Korea - North Korea's Kim Jong Il is on the road to recovery from a stroke and still in control of his isolated country's communist regime, South Korea said in disputing reports that the leader is gravely ill. Well, we can always hope, can't we? South Korea's spy agency told a closed door meeting of lawmakers it had intelligence showing the 66-year-old Kim's condition had much improved. South Korea's optimistic view of Kim's health came as North Korea moved to try and dispel fears about his health after he failed to appear for a key national ceremony. A senior North Korean diplomat, called reports of Kim's illness "worthless" and a "conspiracy plot," adding that Western media "have reported falsehoods before." Excuse me, put how is the fact that Kim Jong Il suffered a stroke evidence of some conspiracy by the Western media? First of all, most Western media outlets are busy digging up dirt on Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin. And secondly, the reports that Kim Jong Il suffered a stroke appear to be entirely accurate. So where is the conspiracy?

Hurricanes - Okay, so we made it through Gustav and Hanna, and it looks like Josephine has dissipated harmlessly in the Atlantic, so that just leaves that troublesome lad, Ike. Hurricane Ike strengthened in the Gulf's warm waters and churned toward the Texas coast, and officials started to evacuate the first of millions of residents who could be in the storm's path. Ike strengthened into a Category 2 storm and is likely to grow even stronger before its predicted strike on the Texas coast this weekend. Ike has already killed at least 80 people in the Caribbean and ravaged homes in Cuba. You would think that getting out of harm's way would be folks primary concern. Turns out, that isn't the case. Federal authorities gave assurances they would not check people's immigration status at evacuation loading zones or inland checkpoints. But residents were skeptical, and there were worries that many illegal immigrants would refuse to board buses and go to shelters for fear of getting arrested and deported. Back in May, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff said the Border Patrol would do nothing to impede an evacuation in the event of a hurricane. But when Hurricane Dolly struck the Rio Grande Valley in late July, no mandatory evacuation was ordered, and as a result the Border Patrol kept its checkpoints open. Agents soon caught a van load of illegal immigrants. Well that's nice. Some choice. Risk death or deportation.

2008 Presidential Race - More evidence that the run-up to the U.S. presidential election lasts way too long. Barack Obama accused John McCain's campaign of using "lies and phony outrage and Swift-boat politics" in claiming he used a sexist comment against vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. In his initial comments Tuesday, Obama was delivering a dissertation about McCain and President Bush when he used the lipstick aphorism — not Palin. In fact, his reference to the Alaska governor later on was a defense of her strong belief in religion. The lipstick maxim is hardly new to either Obama or McCain. The Democrat has used it in the past, and McCain repeated the folksy metaphor when he criticized Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton on health care. McCain was never accused of being sexist when he uttered those words. Yesterday, Obama criticized McCain's policies as similar to those of President Bush, saying: "You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig. You can wrap an old fish in a piece of paper called change. It's still going to stink after eight years." The McCain campaign immediately jumped on the comments, arguing they were directed at Palin, the GOP's first woman on a presidential ticket. If this wasn't campaign season, I would say jumping to this conclusion was proof positive that these folks aren't playing with a full deck of cards. In her acceptance speech last week, she had referred to herself in a joke about lipstick being the only difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull. Accusing Obama of "smearing" Palin in "offensive and disgraceful" comments, the McCain campaign demanded an apology. Obama's campaign has accused the GOP camp of engaging in a "pathetic attempt to play the gender card." How about charging both campaigns (and the media while we're at it) with needlessly wasting the time of voters with all this nonsense. If you are going to subject us to all this campaign rhetoric, could you at least do us the courtesy of focusing on the issues that cause us to lose sleep at night?

Cycling - It would appear, as is occasionally the case, that the rumors of Lance Armstrong'r return to professional cycling are well founded. Lance Armstrong is breaking out of his three-year retirement and aiming to win yet another Tour de France in 2009, a move sure to shake up things across the Atlantic and give a boost to a sport that has missed its biggest star. In a formal statement, Armstrong called his comeback an attempt to raise global awareness in his fight against cancer. I'm sure the prospects of winning an 8th Tour de France didn't enter his thoughts in the slightest. Professional cycling and particularly the Tour have missed Armstrong's allure, even though skeptics refused to believe he could win without the help of performance-enhancing drugs. Tour director Christian Prudhomme noted the suspicions of drug use that followed Armstrong, and suggested that it wasn't guaranteed that the former champion would make it to the start line next July. How about producing a shred of evidence that links Armstrong to blood doping before assuming his guilt, you putz. The cycling journal VeloNews reported on its Web site that Armstrong would compete with the Astana team in the Tour and four other road races — the Amgen Tour of California, Paris-Nice, the Tour de Georgia and the Dauphine-Libere. I'm betting tickets for those races just became a lot more appealing.

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Iraq - President Bush will keep roughly the same number of U.S. forces in Iraq through the end of the year and pull about 8,000 troops home by February, a drawdown that's both slower and smaller than long anticipated. The move shows that Bush still commands when and how troops will withdraw, despite a fiercely opposition Congress and a soured American public. I'm sorry, but what would be Bush's motivation to change at this point in his presidency? General David Petraeus, the top U.S. commander in Iraq, had argued to keep troop levels fairly level through next June — an even longer timeframe than Bush is embracing. But others, including Admiral Mike Mullen, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, said they believed that withdrawing troops more quickly from Iraq represented a small risk compared to the gain that could be made by shifting more to Afghanistan. So here is an interesting quandary. Do you think that Petraeus is being overly pessimistic or is Mullen trying to position himself for a potentially drastic change in policy come January?

2008 Presidential Race - Here's a newsflash. Seems the Democrats are accusing Republicans of stretching the truth and vice versa. Let's start with the Dems, shall we?

Barack Obama broadly accused his Republican rivals of dishonesty, citing former lobbyists working for John McCain, Sarah Palin's shifting stance on the "Bridge to Nowhere" and their promise to change Washington. I wonder what brought that on. With national polls finding the Democratic presidential nominee trailing or in a dead heat with McCain, Obama began the campaign's final eight-week push by criticizing McCain's popular running mate as much as the Arizona senator himself. Nevermind. Obama wouldn't go so far as to say McCain and Palin are lying, even when the audience tried to goad him into it, but he began showing an ad that did. Well, thank goodness Obama is a man of honor and refuses to resort to mudslinging. Best let his campaign ads do it for him.

Let's see what the Republicans are up to.

John McCain and Sarah Palin criticized Democrat Barack Obama over the amount of money he has requested for his home state of Illinois, even though Alaska under Palin's leadership has asked Washington for 10 times more money per citizen for pet projects. Well now, it wouldn't make a lot of sense for Palin to criticize herself would it. Obama hasn't asked for any earmarks this year. Last year, he asked for $311 million worth, about $25 for every Illinois resident. Alaska asked this year for earmarks totaling $198 million, about $295 for every Alaska citizen. McCain said the Illinois senator's earmark total over the years amounts to "almost a million dollars for every single day he was in the United States Senate." So if we applied the same logic to Palin, what would that amount to? For his part, McCain doesn't seek pork projects and vows to do away with them as president. I'd love to see him try.

United Arab Emirates - The Bush administration is planning to sell the United Arab Emirates an advanced U.S. missile defense system valued at up to $7 billion that could be used to defend against Iran. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that deal that we're building in Russia's backyard supposed to do the same thing? For Iran, Katzman added, the UAE could be an attractive target because of its billions of dollars of infrastructure investments. The Terminal High Altitude Area Defense (THAAD) system is designed to defend population centers and critical infrastructure among other things. Translation: Oil for America. Several such systems on land, at sea and potentially aloft are being woven into an expanding U.S. shield against missiles that could be tipped with chemical, biological or nuclear warheads. And as an added bonus, these systems appear to irritate the hell out of Russia.

Tennis - It was a good year for repeat winners of the U.S. Open, even historic for the men's champion. Serena Williams defeated second seed Jelena Jankovic 6-4, 7-5 in the women's US Open final for her ninth career Grand Slam title and the world number one ranking, a spot she previously held for 57 weeks beginning in 2002. She also picked up 1.5 million dollars in first-place prize money and moved into third on the all-time money list, just ahead of Martina Navratilova. Not too shabby for two weeks' work. If you think that's impressive, check out what Roger Federer pulled off. Roger Federer won his 13th Grand Slam crown and fifth consecutive US Open title, defeating British sixth seed Andy Murray 6-2, 7-5, 6-2. Federer's 56th career crown moved him into sole possession of second place on the all-time Slam title list, one more than Roy Emerson and one below the career record 14 won by Pete Sampras. Federer became the first man to win five Slams in a row at two different events, having also completed the feat last year at Wimbledon. The dude has talent, that's for sure. And with the likes of Rafael Nadal, Andy Murray and Novak Djokovic, men's tennis should be awfully entertaining next year. And let's not forget about the Williams sisters. They had one heck of a year too.

Cycling - What could possibly catch my attention in the world of cycling and not be related to another doping scandal? Two words--Lance Armstrong. Lance Armstrong will come out of retirement next year to compete in five road races with the Astana team, according to sources familiar with the developing situation. Armstrong, who turns 37 this month, will compete in the Amgen Tour of California, Paris-Nice, the Tour de Georgia, the Dauphine-Libere and the Tour de France — and will race for no salary or bonuses. Should Armstrong return with Astana, it would bolster a squad that arguably boasts the sport’s best stage-racing team. Not to mention all the publicity that these stage races will get if Armstrong does indeed come back to competitive road racing. I wonder if the folks at the Versus television network are paying dude under the table to make a comeback.

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Armenia - Turkey's president visited Armenia for the first time in the two nations' history. The Turkish president was in Armenia to attend a World Cup soccer qualifier between the two nations. The trip was widely seen as a symbolic gesture to normalize relations between the countries. The two nations have deeply held disagreements about what is widely referred to as the Armenian genocide, in which more than 1 million Armenians were killed by the Ottoman army in the early 1900s. Many Western countries support the genocide designation, but the official narrative in Turkey is that both Turks and Armenians were killed in warfare as the Ottoman Empire dissolved. Not exactly a denial by the Turks, but still I'm all for anything that moves two nations toward peaceful relations. Lets just hope that they don't pay much attention to the diplomatic posturing of Russia and its Western counterparts, neither of which have much interest in placating the other.

Supreme Court - Admittedly a lot of things need to go right for this judge to make it onto the Supreme, but the fact that this judge is Hispanic, a woman, and palatable to Democrats and Republicans alike make her rather noteworthy. If Barack Obama becomes President, his first nominee to the Supreme Court will likely be Sonia Sotomayer. As a Hispanic woman with 16 years of court experience, she would slay two of the court's lack-of-diversity birds with one stone. I'm sure her judicial experience may also factor into the decision. Here's a bit of a surprise. Even Laura Bush was disappointed that her husband didn't name a woman to replace Sandra Day O'Connor. Maybe she should have sucked up to Dick Cheney a bit more. Sotomayer sits on a federal bench known for its centrism that should garner a two-thirds majority in the Senate to secure her nomination. Her rulings have shown a suspicion of bloated government and corporate power. She's offered a reinterpretation of copyright law, ruled in favor of public access to private information, and in her most famous decision, sided with labor in the Major League Baseball strike of 1995. For my money, the fact that this broad isn't pushing 100 like most of the justices on the Supreme Court, is enough to sell me on her.

2008 Presidential Race - Here's some amusing analysis on the folks who will actually decide who moves into the White House in January. A web tracking company conducted a survey of visitors to the campaign web sites for Barack Obama and John McCain. Here are some of the findings (along with my preferences):

News

Obama: Washington Post

McCain: USA Today

Fred: You're looking at it.

Television

Obama: PBS Online

McCain: Food Network

Fred: Well, I don't watch any softcore adult programming, that's for sure.

Shopping

Obama: Ikea

McCain: Bed Bath

Fred: Does going to Bev Mo to pick up a keg count?

Dating

Obama: Match.com

McCain: eHarmony

Fred: Date night with the missus (assuming the drugs I have her on are still working)

Music

Obama: Linkin Park

McCain: Jonas Brothers

Fred: Village People: Greatest Hits (all 2 of them)

Apparel

Obama: DSW

McCain: FootSmart.com

Fred: Dude, if it doesn't smell it's on my back.

Baseball

Obama: Boston Red Sox

McCain: New York Yankees

Fred: Screw baseball. Gimme college football any day of the week.

Employment - The folks at "Business Week" have released its annual list of best employers (click here). Here are the top ten:

1. Ernst & Young - Accounting
   You may notice a bit of a trend here<
2. Deloitte - Accounting
   That's two.
3. PricewaterhouseCoopers - Accounting
   And there's your hat trick. That's a lot of accountants. Well actually, I'm thinking consultants.
4. Goldman Sachs - Investment Banking
   Well sure. You need someone to provide financial advice for all those well paid accountants.
5. KPMG - Accounting
   More consultants...I mean, accountants.
6. Marriott International - Hospitality
   Again, not a big surprise. Accountants need vacations just like the rest of us, right?
7. Google - Internet
   Sure, if becoming a millionaire off employee stock options is your idea of a good job.
8. Lockheed Martin - Manufacturing
   Don't these guys build things like missiles and other stuff that blows up? Yeah I could do that.
9. IBM - Technology
   For those who cannot get hired at Google.
10. J.P. Morgan - Investment Banking
    For those whose portfolios got butchered at Goldman Sachs.

What Caught My Eye Today

2008 Presidential Race - Invigorated by back-to-back political conventions, Republican John McCain and Democrat Barack Obama grappled for the mantle of change as the fall race for the presidency took off in states teeming with the independent voters they needed to win. Strategists for the campaigns argued that McCain and Obama would be engaged in debate over new directions for public policy. "John McCain has a record of fighting to change," a McCain strategist said. For Obama, change is "a nice word, it's a campaign tactic ... it's nonsense." An Obama strategist that McCain was offering the policies of the Bush administration. "Last night Sen. McCain used the word 'change,' but the policies that he describes were very familiar. This isn't change, this is more of the same." I'm not sure of the validity of this statistic, but if it is true that McCain voted with President Bush 90% of the time, one could argue that the Obama campaign has a point. That being said, the political machine in Washington isn't limited just to the President. Regardless of who wins in November, both of these agents of change are going to have a tough time bringing change to an institution that has been around long before these guys came onto the scene, and it'll be there long after they leave it.

Economy - Two days in a row? This cannot be good. The nation's unemployment rate zoomed to a five-year high of 6.1% in August as employers slashed 84,000 jobs, dramatic proof of the mounting damage a deeply troubled economy is inflicting on workers and businesses alike. employers cut payrolls for the eighth month in a row. Job losses in June and July turned out to be much deeper. The economy lost 100,000 jobs in June and another 60,000 in July, according to revised figures. Previously, the government reported job losses at 51,000 in each of those months. So far this year, job losses totaled 605,000. We had a round of economic stimulus earlier this year (one that I didn't qualify for), right? And if I'm not mistaken, President Bush urged everyone to wait for the full effect of the stimulus package to kick in. So like, is the verdict in yet, or should we wait for the economy to tank even further?

Hurricanes - I'm not sure which is more depressing, the economic forecast or the weather forecast. Tropical Storm Hanna cruised steadily toward the Carolina coast. The storm will likely wash out the weekend from the Carolinas to Maine. Tropical storm watches or warnings ran from Georgia to areas just south of New York City, and included all of Chesapeake Bay and the Washington D.C. area. The latest forecast called on Hanna to make landfall on the northern coast of South Carolina around 2 a.m. Saturday before marching quickly up the Atlantic seaboard and pushing into New England by early Sunday morning. Hanna is expected to dump several inches of rain on the coastal areas of the Carolinas through central Virginia, Maryland and southeastern Pennsylvania. Okay, so now get this. Hanna isn't the biggest concern of forecasters. That honor goes to our boy Ike. The bigger worry is the ferocious-looking Hurricane Ike, which weakened to a Category 3 storm today as it headed toward the Bahamas and Florida. Ike's track is riddled with uncertainty. The hurricane center's latest official forecast takes Ike through the Florida Keys island chain as a ferociously destructive Category 4 hurricane into the Gulf of Mexico, where around 4,000 offshore platforms produce a quarter of U.S. crude oil and 15 percent of the energy-hungry country's natural gas. Some computer models have Ike near the heavily populated Miami area in south Florida. A Category 4 hurricane strike on Miami would be a huge disaster because of the billions of dollars of vulnerable real estate in low-lying islands like Miami Beach and along the coast of the Florida peninsula. Power would be out for millions of people for an extended time. On one hand, you could assume that the economic news is worse because the effects will last longer than a storm. You could, but you'd be wrong. Sure a hurricane lasts only a few days, but if you harken back to Hurricane Katrina, we're still feeling the after affects of that mess. Last I check, economic downturns don't usually last for years (though I will grant you the Great Depression as a notable exception).

Libya - Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said that her historic visit to former pariah state Libya proves that the United States never writes off another nation forever. Unless of course another nation decides to piss us off. Rice is the highest-ranking American official to visit the North African country in more than a half-century. She will meet over dinner with mercurial leader Moammar Gadhafi, whom President Reagan once called a "mad dog" and other U.S. leaders have called a terrorist. Gadhafi has sought the visit to culminate five years of halting but steadily improving ties that began when Libya abandoned weapons of mass destruction and renounced terrorism in 2003. Still it is nice to see the Bush Administration reach out to a nation whose track record has been suspect in the past. Unusual and way too rare, but nice to see.

Ukraine - Then again, old habits are hard to break. U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney has pledged U.S. support for Ukraine following last month's war between neighboring Russia and Georgia. Cheney said that Ukrainians should be able to live "without the threat of tyranny, economic blackmail and military invasion or intimidation." Not exactly what I would call a subtle reference to Russia. He said the United States has a "deep and abiding interest" in Ukraine's security. Cheney's visit to Ukraine and two other ex-Soviet republics signaled that the United States will continue cultivating close ties in the region. That's even after Russia showed it was willing to use military force against countries along its border. I'm no big fan of Russia, but consider for a moment their position in all this. Over the past few years, a bunch of former Soviet satellite states have joined a military alliance whose primary objective is to hold Russia at bay. How would we react if Canada and Mexico decided to align themselves with Russia as a means to deter American imperialism? This escalation of hostilities between Russia and the West isn't good for anyone, however, it isn't terribly surprising either. What we may call blackmail and intimidation, could be considered preemptive actions to preserve Russia's sovereignty. And one thing, we should be rather familiar with is preemptive action.

What Caught My Eye Today

2008 Presidential Race - On the final day of the Republican National Convention, a lot of the talk was still about Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, the vice presidential nominee who gave her big introductory speech last night. John McCain embarks on his final drive for the White House tonight, accepting the Republican presidential nomination. McCain's wife, Cindy, suggested in one interview that she doesn't agree with Palin's support for a nearly total ban on abortions. And Democratic vice presidential nominee Joe Biden declared that some news coverage of his Republican counterpart had been sexist. Barack Obama's lead over McCain was virtually unchanged since the GOP convention began, according to a Gallup Poll. The Democrat led 49% to 42%, based on interviews conducted Monday through Wednesday. In a Gallup survey covering last Friday through Sunday — before the Republican gathering began — Obama led by a similar 6 percentage points. And just think, at some point all this 'dog and pony' pageantry will come to an end, and the folks that truly matter--and by that I mean us poor voters who are subjected to all this noise--will finally have their say. I case you are counting, our day in the sun (funny how we only get one) is just 61 days away.

Economy - Wall Street dived sharply lower today, sending the Dow Jones industrials down over 300 points as retailers and the Labor Department added to the mountain of dismal economic news that has all but dashed investors' hopes for a late-year recovery. I want to know who the dude was that was holding out hope for an improving economy. I definitely want party with this guy and partake in some of whatever mind altering stuff he's taking. Take a look at these reports and tell me if you see any reason for hope. Major retailers said shoppers curtailed spending last month due to higher gas and food prices. The Labor Department said new applications for unemployment insurance rose by 15,000 from the previous week and heightened worries that the average American will have even less means to spend. With the Dow down more than 15% for the year so far, investors don't appear to be holding out for a significant upturn in stocks, either. Do you see any reason for optimism here? Which brings me back to my original point--Bro', how 'bout sharing some of that happy-happy you got going on there?

Hurricanes - Residents moved boats and booked inland hotel rooms while National Guard troops prepared to deploy along the Southeastern coast as Tropical Storm Hanna plowed through the Atlantic today, with Category 4 Hurricane Ike trailing a few days behind. Bear in mind that a day ago this thing was just a tropical storm. Hanna, responsible for at least 61 deaths in Haiti, was chugging through the Bahamas with 70-mph winds, just short of hurricane strength. Hanna comes as New Orleans residents start to return home after fleeing Hurricane Gustav, which did less damage than feared but still caused serious flooding and could leave some in Louisiana without electricity for up to a month. And if that isn't enough for you, don't forget about Josephine hanging out just west of Africa. When it rains it pours.

Canada - Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper said he would call an October 14 general election in the next few days in the light of fruitless talks with the three opposition parties. Harper, who has had to rely on the support of at least one opposition party to keep his minority government in power, said none of the parties had given any significant indication of support. The Conservatives were elected in January 2006 and have had one of the longest runs seen by a minority government. Typically, minority governments last about 18 months. Okay, the reason I bring this story up is to pose the following question. If Canada (or even Italy for that matter which manages to have a nationwide election every few months) can rustle up an election on what amounts to a few weeks notice, why does it take us Americans the better part of two years to elect our national government?

Iran - Finally a story that doesn't focus on Iran's nuclear ambitions. Of course, that doesn't necessarily mean the news is good. Under Islam, a man can have up to four wives, and countries around the Mideast allow polygamy. However, Iran is one of the few — along with Syria and Tunisia — that require the consent of the first wife before a husband can take another. Gee, that's awfully humane of them, isn't it? Still polygamy is rare in Iran, where most people frown on the practice. The government of President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad proposed amendments last year to legislation drawn up by the judiciary that was supposed to be a landmark bill to allow women judges for the first time since the 1979 Islamic Revolution. Wouldn't you just know that our boy, Ahmadinejad had something to do with this. Opponents said the government is trying to impose an even stricter version of Islamic law in Iran, especially toward women. Under Iran's Islamic Republic, women are required to wear headscarves and conservative clothing. A woman needs her husband's permission to work or travel abroad and a man's court testimony is considered twice as important as a woman's. So if that last part is true, and boyfriend happens to have four wives, it would stand to reason, that the women would have a two to one advantage over him in a legal dispute, right? Yeah, that makes total sense.

Tennis - Given the fact that the Williams sisters played each other in the quarterfinals of the U.S. Open, you sort of knew things were going to turn out badly for one of them. Eight-time Grand Slam winner Serena Williams advanced to the semi-finals of the US Open on Wednesday, coming-from-behind in a pair of tie-breakers to defeat sister Venus 7-6 (8/6), 7-6 (9/7). I saw the second set, and feel for Venus. It's not like she didn't have her opportunities--she could not convert any of the 8 set points that she had in the second set. Serena will face off against #6 seed Dinara Safina while #5 Elena Dementieva takes on #2 Jelena Jankovic in the women's semi-finals. World number one Rafael Nadal advanced to his first US Open semi-final by battling back to defeat 35th-ranked American Mardy Fish 3-6, 6-1, 6-4, 6-2. The reigning Wimbledon, French Open and Olympic champion from Spain ousted Fish after two hours and 40 minutes, finishing at 2:10 in the morning. Thanks to the extended duration of the Williams match that preceded it. Nadal will face British sixth seed Andy Murray in one semi-final while Roger Federer, Novak Djokovic, Gilles Mueller, and Andy Roddick via for the other two slots. Well, it's been a while, but the Americans are still alive in both draws going deep into the second week of a Grand Slam. I like Serena's chances. Roddick, I'm not so sure.

What Caught My Eye Today

2008 Presidential Race - Alaska Governor Sarah Palin cast herself as an outsider and took a swipe at Democrat Barack Obama in what was the most anticipated speech of the Republican National Convention. In remarks released in advance of her appearance, she pledged that as John McCain's running mate, she wanted to go to Washington not to seek the media's approval but "to serve the people of this country." "I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a `community organizer,' except that you have actual responsibilities," she said. Palin didn't mention Obama by name but her target was obvious: Obama began his political life as a community organizer. Well lookie here. Seems Governor Palin doesn't have much of an opinion of Obama. I so totally thought that coming from similar backgrounds, that they would be best buds.

And yes...the press continues to dig up fascinating soundbites from Palin. Here's one on that Palin gave to some students regarding the Iraq War.

"Our national leaders are sending them out on a task that is from God. That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that plan is God's plan....God's will has to be done in unifying people and companies to get that gas line built, so pray for that....I can do my job there in developing our natural resources and doing things like getting the roads paved and making sure our troopers have their cop cars and their uniforms and their guns, and making sure our public schools are funded. But really all of that stuff doesn't do any good if the people of Alaska's heart isn't right with God."

Seriously, Senator McCain, no disrespect intended, but are you sure you vetted this broad carefully enough?

Georgia - Pushing back against an increasingly aggressive Moscow, President Bush said the U.S. will send an extra $1 billion to Georgia to help the pro-Western former Soviet republic in the wake of Russia's invasion. Also in tandem with Bush, the International Monetary Fund announced it has agreed to lend Georgia $750 million for economic recovery. The administration is delaying an announcement on some sort of punishment of Russia for its actions against Georgia and its refusal thus far to comply with a French-brokered cease-fire. However, the decision to shower tiny Georgia with such substantial aid and have Vice President Dick Cheney talk about it in Moscow's backyard will likely be seen by the Kremlin as highly provocative, if not a punitive measure in and of itself. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice mocked Russia for its recognition of the two separatist regions in Georgia that are at the heart of the conflict that broke out last month, and for its failure to garner international backing. "Almost no one followed suit, I might note. It isn't really an impressive list to have Abkhazia and South Ossetia recognize each other," she said. This is a form of diplomacy that I'm not altogether familiar with. Apparently, instead of taking punitive measures against another country, we just piss them off by mocking their foreign policy and funding the countries that oppose them. Maybe that'll work. I'm not going to hold my breath, but it might.

Arctic - A chunk of ice shelf nearly the size of Manhattan has broken away from Ellesmere Island in Canada's northern Arctic, another dramatic indication of how warmer temperatures are changing the polar frontier. The 4,500-year-old Markham Ice Shelf separated in early August and the 19-square-mile shelf is now adrift in the Arctic Ocean. Also, two large sections of ice detached from the Serson Ice Shelf, shrinking that ice feature by 47 square miles or 60%. This comes on the heels of unusual cracks in a northern Greenland glacier, rapid melting of a southern Greenland glacier, and a near record loss for Arctic sea ice this summer. And earlier this year a 160-square mile chunk of an Antarctic ice shelf disintegrated. So like how bad is this really? Seems to me that if ice is receding, we've got more land that can be reclaimed and put to good use. It's all good right? The loss of these ice shelves means that rare ecosystems that depend on them are on the brink of extinction. Along with decimating ecosystems, drifting ice shelves and warmer temperatures that will cause further melting ice pose a hazard to populated shipping routes in the Arctic region. Or perhaps not. Here's a final bit of irony add to the story. Canada's Prime Minister Stephen Harper announced last week that he plans to expand exploration of the region's known oil and mineral deposits, a possibility that has become more evident as a result of melting sea ice. It is the burning of oil and other fossil fuels that scientists say is the chief cause of man made warming and melting ice. Let me see if I've got this right. "Hmm it appears that the polar ice shelves are melting. What to do, what to do? Let's extract more of the stuff that is responsible for melting the ice, so that we can melt more of it faster." Makes total sense, doesn't it?

Internet - As if we didn't have enough ways to surf the 'Net. The new Web browser that Google Inc. released yesterday is designed to expand its huge lead in the Internet search market and reduce Microsoft's imprint on personal computers. The free browser, called "Chrome," is being promoted as a sleeker, faster, safer and reliable alternative to Microsoft's Internet Explorer, which has been the leading vehicle for surfing the Web for the past decade claiming roughly three-quarters of the world's Web surfers. Google is counting on Chrome to become the linchpin in its effort to distribute widely used computer programs like word processing, spreadsheets and calendars through the Web browser instead of as applications installed on individual machines. If the crusade is successful, it might undercut Microsoft's profits by diminishing sales of its Office software package. Yes, and after, Google vanquishes Microsoft, they plan to set their sights on total world domination.

Baseball - This next item backs my argument that baseball season is too bloody long. The Florida Marlins beat the Atlanta Braves 5-3 in an afternoon game in front of an incredibly sparse crowd of just 600 fans. While the official attendance, based on tickets sold, was 11,211, the ballpark was so quiet that home-plate chatter could be heard. Some Florida players even joked in the locker room before the game about trying to guess the total number of fans, throwing out figures between 200-500. Florida is used to a lack of support, but even today's game was a stretch for the Marlins, who are by far the majors worst in attendance with an average between 16,000 and 17,000 fans. It's nice to see at least the players have a sense of humor about this. They get paid either way, but still, it has to be a bit depressing playing a game in front of an empty stadium.

Britney Spears - Oh dear God, Britney is back in the news. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid. Despite her train-wreck performance at the MTV Video Music Awards last year, the network confirms Britney Spears will kick off the show once again. Well why not. Who doesn't like watching the same train wreck over and over again? Instead of a singing performance, Spears appearance will be something "fun and unexpected". I'm sure it will be. Unexpected is probably the kindest way to describe Spears' performance at last year's VMAs. In what was heavily promoted as the troubled singer's comeback, she instead gave an unfocused, almost unwatchable performance of "Gimme More," one of the many low points in her year of debacles. So what made Spears and MTV reunite one more time? Oh I know, I know. Stupidity, lack of self esteem, total loss of reason. It's one of those right? "MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs? I'm excited to open the entire show, to say hi to my fans and to be nominated," Spears said in a statement. I see. It's a bit of all three. What the heck. You go, girl. You and your train wreck of a career will be a welcome distraction from all the crud going on in the world these days.

What Caught My Eye Today

Hurricanes - One down, three to go. Millions fled the Gulf Coast in fear of Hurricane Gustav, billed as the apocalyptic "mother of all storms." It didn't deliver. Now, with three other storms lining up in the Atlantic, some fear people might not listen next time. In defense of New Orleans mayor, Ray Nagin, at the time of his announcement, Gustav was a category 4 hurricane and forecasters were predicting that it could strengthen to a category 5 before making landfall. Some evacuees suggested authorities overreacted in demanding they leave their homes. Emergency officials strongly defended the decision to evacuate coastal areas, saying that with something as unpredictable as a hurricane, it is better to be safe than sorry — a lesson driven home by Katrina, which killed 1,600 people in the U.S. in 2005, compared with nine deaths attributed to Gustav. I'm not saying folks weren't inconvenienced, but consider the alternative. Surely, the memories of that disaster at the Superdome cannot have faded into the background already.

And it appears that the news isn't going to get any better for quite some time.

The tropics seem to be going crazy what with the remnants of Gustav, the new threat from Hanna, a strengthening Ike and newcomer Josephine. Hurricane experts say all the weather ingredients, which normally fluctuate, are set on boil for the formation of storms. Four named storms at the same time is a bit odd, but not unprecedented, meteorologists said. In case you are keeping track, the four storms are "Gustav," "Hanna," "Ike," and "Josephine." In 1995 five named storms lived simultaneously. And in 1998 there were four hurricanes at the same. The peak of hurricane season isn't until Sept. 10 and this season already has 10 named storms, which is the long-term average for an entire season. Two hurricane prognosticators predicted that this month would be almost twice as busy as an average September. They forecast five named storms, four of them hurricanes and two of them major. These latest predictions cover only September and are not a revision of the season-long forecast, which called for a total of nine Atlantic hurricanes through November. Well, at least we can say that things aren't as bad as they were in 2005. We were already up to "K" (as in Katrina) this time three years ago.

2008 Presidential Race - Not much to report these days is there? Here I was thinking that the GOP convention was going to be boring. One day after a frightening Gulf Coast hurricane prompted a subdued opening to the Republican convention, political combat enjoyed a resurgence. President Bush hailed John McCain as a man "ready to lead this nation" and a courageous candidate who risked his White House ambitions to support an unpopular Iraq war. With his approval ratings in the 30-percent range, Bush was relegated to a relatively minor role at the convention of a party that has twice nominated him to the White House. Bush scrapped a planned Monday night speech because of the threat Hurricane Gustav posed to New Orleans. And 24 hours later, with polls making it clear the nation is ready for a change, the McCain campaign indicated there was no reason for him to make the trip to St. Paul. Is it just me or are the days of riding the President's coattails a thing of the past? Remember when Al Gore was running for president 8 years ago. Dude couldn't distance himself far enough from then-President Bill Clinton. Seems like history is repeating itself now with McCain and Bush. Lest you have forgotten, Senator McCain, Gore's strategy didn't work out so well back then. Of course, in your favor, you have the Supreme Court on your side. Republicans also defended vice presidential running mate Sarah Palin in the face of fresh controversy. Yesterday, Palin and her husband disclosed that their unmarried daughter, 17-year-old was pregnant. This being just one of many recent disclosures. As both as mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, and as governor, she had sought earmarks for local projects. Her most recent round of requests totaled $300 for every Alaskan. In addition, the lawyer hired to defend Palin in an ethics investigation said he also is representing her personally and is permitted to bill the state up to $95,000 for work in the current case. The issue involves the dismissal of a public safety commissioner after he refused to fire a state trooper who had divorced the governor's sister. Busy girl, ain't she. First off, I wholeheartedly agree with everyone on both sides of the aisle who are telling the media to back off when it comes to Palin's family, and especially her daughter. As for claims that Palin is being unfairly attacked by the press for all those other items, bear in mind that Obama and McCain have been under the scrutiny of the media for the better part of two years. What did she think was going to be the press's reaction to a surprise pick for the GOP presidential ticket with just two month before the general election?

Russia - U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney is on his way to ex-Soviet Azerbaijan on for the first leg of a trip to show that Washington stood by its allies in the region despite Russia's military intervention in Georgia. Oh good. I'm sure Cheney will smooth things over with Russia by the end of the week. Memo to self: check out bomb shelters on eBay. Azerbaijan and Georgia are links in the chain of a Western-backed energy corridor that bypasses Russia, but which the West fears could be in jeopardy after the Kremlin last month sent troops and tanks deep into Georgian territory when Tbilisi tried to retake the separatist region of South Ossetia by force. Seriously, when with the Russians learn that when it comes to our desire for energy, the gloves come off? Russia said it was morally obliged to attack Georgia to prevent what it called a genocide in the rebel region. Moscow says it is in full compliance with a French-brokered ceasefire. What a mess. Thank goodness, we have a voice of reason in Cheney to sort this all out.

United Arab Emirates - A British couple on trial for allegedly having sex on a Dubai beach asked the judge to be allowed to leave the country. Honestly, people, get a room for Gods sake. Lord knows that there are plenty of rather nice hotels in the neck of the woods. The case has highlighted the strong contrasts in the booming United Arab Emirates, particularly Dubai. The city has a much more freewheeling attitude than other places in the Gulf, with cash flowing from oil and finance and a huge expatriate population. But the case is a reminder that it remains a conservative Arab nation underneath. Legal experts say the couple could face up to two years in prison if convicted. Public display of affection, such as touching, kissing or hugging, is illegal in Dubai and couples - particularly if not married - can be detained by police for indecency. In July, a few days after the British couple was detained, Dubai police announced it has arrested 79 people, mostly tourists, for topless sunbathing, nudity and other acts authorities deemed indecent. There is a time and a place for this sort of behavior and a Muslim country isn't one of them. Why else do you think we have events like Mardi Gras and Spring Break and places like New Orleans and South Beach?

Sports - It's a beautiful thing to be a sports fan these days. Here's just a sampling of what's going on.

Football - Yeah, boy. I'm talking college and pro pigskins. The first AP polls are out and my USC Trojans are #1. Of course the bigger story is that my San Jose State Spartans are 1-0, baby.

Tennis - The final major of the year, the U.S. Open is underway. The Williams sisters are set to square off against each other in the quarterfinals and on the men's side Federer, Nadal, and even my boy Andy Roddick are still going strong.

NASCAR - One race to go before the Chase for the Cup begins. Check this out. Of the 25 races that have been run so far, 17 have been won by 3 drivers (Kyle Busch - 8, Carl Edwards - 6, Jimmie Johnson - 3). I'm thinking one of these dude wins the Sprint Cup going away.

Cycling - Tyler Hamilton won the USA Cycling Professional Road Race championship. Should you not remember, this is the same Tyler Hamilton who just finished serving a two year suspension for doping. Let's hope this win was legitimate.

Baseball - One month left in the regular season and look at which two teams have the best records in their respective leagues. In the National League, you have the Chicago Cubs and in the American League, we've got the Tampa Bay Rays. If the playoffs started tomorrow the Boston Red Sox would be the AL wildcard joining the Rays, Minnesota Twins and Los Angeles Angels, will the Milwaukee Brewers would be the NL wildcard going up against the Cubs, New York Mets and Arizona Diamondbacks. That's right, boys and girls, no Yankees.