What Caught My Eye Today - Misery, Guam, College Endowments, Flatulence

Fred's Note:  At the risk of stating the obvious, this is one of the more eclectic collections we've had.  

Misery - With its violent crimes, high unemployment, dwindling population and financial crisis, Detroit was recently named as the most miserable city in the United States. Yeah, yeah. Big surprise, I know. Still, I cannot help but feel a bit sorry for this poor city.  They've had a ridiculous run of bad luck. It toppled Miami, which held the title last year, and surpassed Flint, Michigan, Rockford and Chicago in Illinois and Modesto, California, which rounded out the five most unhappy urban areas. Is it just me or does it strike you as a bit odd that Miami and Chicago rank that high on this list.  Don't get me wrong, I'm not planning on relocating to either place anytime in the foreseeable future, but I find it rather difficult to compare the likes of Chicago to Modesto (seriously, how many of you even know where Modesto is?). "Detroit's problems are hardly news. It has been in a four-decade decline paralleling the slide in the U.S. auto industry," according to Forbes.com, which compiles the yearly ranking. To compile the list, Forbes looked at 200 of the country's largest urban areas and ranked them on factors including crime rates, foreclosures, taxes, home prices, commute times, weather and decreasing populations. Violent crime, high foreclosure rates and declining home prices pushed Chicago into the fourth spot, along with the high expense of living there. New York, which came in at No. 10, was also cited for its high cost of living. The Big Apple has one of the country's highest income tax rates and longest average commuting time at 36 minutes. Being from California, home to 20% of the nation's population, I gotten used to the fact, that my state will always rank somewhere near the bottom of most rankings for bad stuff.  We have more people for bad stuff to happen to.  Big cities, like Chicago and New York, are always going to get hosed. 

Guam - Fair warning, people. This next item can be summarized in one word --- Eww. Dead mice laced with painkillers are about to rain down on Guam's jungle canopy. I swear that this is a legitimate story. They are scientists' prescription for a headache that has caused the tiny U.S. territory misery for more than 60 years: the brown tree snake. Most of Guam's native bird species are extinct because of the snake, which reached the island's thick jungles by hitching rides from the South Pacific on U.S. military ships shortly after World War II. There may be 2 million of the reptiles on Guam now, decimating wildlife, biting residents and even knocking out electricity by slithering onto power lines. The infestation and the toll it has taken on native wildlife have tarnished Guam's image as a tourism haven, though the snakes are rarely seen outside their jungle habitat. Interestingly, the Guam Visitors Bureau doesn't seem to mention the presence of two million snakes anywhere on its website. Go figure.  The solution to this headache, fittingly enough, is acetaminophen, the active ingredient in painkillers including Tylenol. The strategy takes advantage of the snake's two big weaknesses. Unlike most snakes, brown tree snakes are happy to eat prey they didn't kill themselves, and they are highly vulnerable to acetaminophen, which is harmless to humans. U.S. government scientists have been perfecting the mice-drop strategy for more than a decade with support from the Department of Defense and the Department of the Interior. One wonders how something like this actually gets funding and, what with fiscal sequestration a mere two days away, whether or not this funding will continue or not.  To keep the mice bait from dropping all the way to the ground, where it could be eaten by other animals or attract insects as they rot, researchers have developed a flotation device with streamers designed to catch in the branches of the forest foliage, where the snakes live and feed. A 2010 study conducted by the National Wildlife Research Center found brown tree snakes would cause between $593 million and $2.14 billion in economic damage each year if they became established in Hawaii like they are on Guam. So far, Guam's containment seems to be working. Only a few brown tree snakes have ever been found in Hawaii, and none over the past 17 years.

College Endowments - As a proud alumnus of San Jose State University (Class of 1993. Go Spartans!), this story stings a bit.  Read on, you'll see what I mean. Stanford University has set a new record for college fundraising, becoming the first school to collect more than $1 billion in a single year. In the 2012 fiscal year, roughly 3,500 U.S. colleges and universities raised $31 billion, 2.3 percent more than the previous year. The record was set in 2008 when schools took in $31.6 billion before fundraising dropped during the height of the financial crisis. Topping the list was Stanford at $1.035 billion, followed by Harvard University at $650 million, Yale University at $544 million, the University of Southern California at $492 million and Columbia University at $490 million. The top 10 fundraising colleges collected $5.3 billion, or 17 percent, of the $31 billion, even though they represent only 0.3 percent of the 3,500 accredited, nonprofit schools. Isn't it a comforting thought that the income equality gap between the haves and the have nots is just as prevalent in centers of higher learning as it is everyplace else. Of course, logic would follow that you would need to learn the difference being having and not having someplace. Why not at school? The 10-campus University of California system raised $1.56 billion. That sum includes $405 million collected by UC Berkeley, which was the leading fundraiser among all public universities. Stanford's $1.035 billion haul is equal to nearly $56,000 for each of its roughly 18,500 undergraduate and graduate students, though much of the money will be used for research and construction. By contrast, San Jose State University, a public college 20 miles away, raised $14 million, which is equal to $450 for each of its 31,000 students. Twenty years ago, that $450 dollars would have covered most of my tuition for a semester. These days $450 covers less than 10%.  One last thing, and yes I know this will sound like sour grapes, but if you can afford to go to Stanford, do you really need an extra $56,000 to boot? Talk about an embarrassment of riches.

Flatulence - I had to check the archives on this, but I'm pretty sure this  is the first time flatulence has made the list. Yeah, I was a bit surprised myself. I've been doing this for a pretty long time (767 postings and counting) and you'd think that I would have covered this sort of thing well before now. Scientists say physics can explain why you feel gassier when you fly. As an airplane increases in altitude, pressure decreases. And according to what's known as the ideal gas law, when pressure decreases, volume increases. Cabin pressure tries to compensate for these changes, but it can only do so much and your intestines end up expanding with volume. Speaking strictly from a 'good for your health' standpoint health professionals recommend you release the volume from your intestines. Flatulence may be inconvenient, but it serves a purpose. And if it really is good for your health, I'm sure the poor schmuck sitting next to you (or behind you ) will completely understand and sympathize with your situation. If you don't pass gas when you need to, you may develop abdominal discomfort. Researchers suggest being as discreet as possible and even wearing activated charcoal underwear liners to absorb the odor. Seriously, who actually owns a charcoal underwear liner? For that matter, where would you even buy one? (Yes, I checked. It seems you have to go online to such sites as flat-d.com or myshreddies.com to procure such on item, but they do offer free shipping.).  Let's say you are mindful of your fellow passenger and decide to don said charcoal underwear liner after that  visit to the taco truck before coming to the airport.  Do you really think you are going to make it through TSA screening without incident. I got felt up by security once because I forgot I was wearing a ThermaCare heat wrap on my back.