Monday, June 26, 2017

Did You Know #59

Statistics...fascinating. Demographics...love them. A study that combines both...does life get any better? A big shout out to the Global Cities Institute at the University of Toronto for this embarrassment of enriching information.

By 2050, there will be almost 10 billion people on the planet. Today, Tokyo is the most populous city in the world, with about 38 million residents, one of the 10 most populous cities in the world is in Africa (Cairo), and two (Sao Paulo and Mexico City) are in Latin America. By 2020, these will be the 10 most populous cities: (10) Mexico City, Mexico: 24.3 million people (9) New York, United States: 24.8 million people (8) Karachi, Pakistan: 31.7 million people (7) Tokyo, Japan: 32.6 million people (6) Lagos, Nigeria: 32.6 million people (5) Kolkata, India: 33 million people (4) Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of the Congo: 35 million people (3) Dhaka, Bangladesh: 35.2 million people (2) Delhi, India: 36.2 million people (1) Mumbai, India: 42.4 million people.

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Fredisms on Social Media

Feb 24, 2015 (Facebook):

Freedom of speech is a beautiful thing; something to be cherished for sure, but it sure can be confusing sometimes. You can say whatever you want about anything regardless of whether what you're saying has any basis in fact and that's free speech, my friend...so long as it isn't about yourself. Apparently, a different set of standards apply when it comes to "misremembering" something that you did (or claimed to have done). As far as I can tell, facts are facts, and mistruthes are mistruthes regardless of the forum or context in which they are made. In other words, if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and sounds like a duck...it's probably a duck.

Feb 26, 2015 (Twitter):

Happy 45th birthday to @NPR and founding member station @KQED.

Friday, June 27, 2014

What Caught My Eye Today: Geography, Twitter, Soccer

Geography - If it's related to history or geography, you know I'm all over it, even if the story is a bit dated...in this case dated by 41 years. In 1973, California State University geography professor George Pearcy suggested that the U.S. redraw its antiquated state boundaries and narrow the overall number of states to 38 (see below). His proposed state lines were drawn in less-populated areas, isolating large cities and reducing their number within each state. Pearcy argued that if there were fewer cities vying for a state's tax dollars, more money would be available for projects that would benefit all citizens. I don't know about this dude. All this talk of a more equitable distribution of money sounds suspiciously like an elaborate socialist plot.  Because the current states were being chopped up beyond recognition, part of his plan included renaming the new states by referencing natural geologic features or the region's cultural history. I guess there are worse ways to name a state but, honestly, who wants to live in "Bitterroot"? While he did have a rather staunch support network—economists, geographers, and even a few politicians argued that Pearcy's plan might be crazy enough to work—the proposal lost steam in Washington due primarily to all the work that would have to be done to enact the plan: re-surveying the land, setting up new voter districts, new taxation infrastructure—basically starting the whole country over. Isn't that always the case? Logic and practicality always seem to take a back seat to institutional inefficiencies.


Twitter - The FBI has released an 83-page manual containing a list of almost 3,000 acronyms to decipher Twitter slang intended to help agents navigate the world of social media after a freedom of information request. This is what my tax dollars pay for? Are you kidding me? It includes common shorthand like LOL -- laugh out loud -- and FMTKFYTFO -- for me to know, for you to find out. Beyond the basics, the list features many acronyms that few people have ever seen and, with some level of certainty, an FBI agent never will either.

1. ALOTBSOL (“always look on the bright side of life”)
I'm okay with this one. I like anything that traces its origins to Monty Python
2. BFFLTDDUP (“best friends for life until death do us part”)
3. BMGWL (“busting my gut with laughter”)
For those times when LOL (or some variation thereof) just doesn't capture the sentiment.
4. BOGSAT (“bunch of guys sitting around talking”)
5. BTDTGTTSAWIO (“been there, done that, got the T-shirt and wore it out”)
6. BTWITIAILWU or BTWITIAILWY (“by the way I think I am in love with you”)
If this doesn't "seal the deal" with the target of your affection, I'm not sure anything will.
7. DFLA (“disenhanced four-letter acronym”)
Huh?
8. DWISNWID (“do what I say not what I do”)
9. FMDIDGAD (“frankly my dear I don’t give a damn”)
10. IITYWTMIWHTKY (“if I tell you what this means I will have to kill you”)
11. IOKIYAR (“it’s okay if you are Republican”)
12. NALOPKT (“not a lot of people know that”)
I'm thinking even fewer people are familiar with this acronym.
13. OOSOOM (“out of sight out of mind”)
14. PHAT (“pretty hot and tempting”)
Who know that "phat" actually meant something?
15. QWERTYUIOP (“bored”)
Doesn't an acronym that is twice the size of the actual word sort of defeat the purpose of using the acronym?

My favorite part of of this news item, was the reaction of the author. In conclusion, AYFKMWTS? (Are you f---ing kidding me with this s--t?) I couldn't agree more.

Soccer - The group stage of the 2014 FIFA World Cup is in the books. Besides defending champion Spain getting eliminated from the tournament, the other big headlines include the U.S. managing to advance out of the "group of death" along with Germany (Portugal and Ghana were sent packing) and Uruguay's Luis Suarez getting handed a lengthy suspension and fine for biting an opposing player (The scary thing is that this was the third time he's been caught chowing down on another player).  Eight of the final 16 teams come from the Americas (5 from South America and 3 from North and Central America). Asia didn't manage to send any of its 4 teams into the next round and Europe also took quite a beating with only 6 of 13 teams making it through.  Given that my original prediction of a Brazil / Spain final is obviously not going to happen, my revised pick for the final match up based on the teams that remain is Brazil vs. Argentina.  I'd love to see the Netherlands make it, but the South American countries look really good. Next up for the Americans is Belgium. On paper, this should be a slightly easier match up, what with Belgium only being ranked 11th (Germany is ranked 2nd and Portugal 4th, while the US is 13th).

Did You Know #58?

How much water does it take to produce the beef from one cow?

According to The Pacific Institute it requires 40,000 liters of water to raise a cow. 

Here are some other items and the water it takes to make one of:

  • Beer - 300 liters
  • Orange Juice - 850 liters
  • Wine - 960 liters
  • Coffee - 1,200 liters
  • Bread - 1,300 liters
  • Corn - 1,400 liters
  • Rice - 3,500 liters
  • Chicken - 4,600 liters
  • Cotton Textiles (clothes) - 11,000 liters
  • Microchip - 16,000 liters

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

What Caught My Eye Today - Food, Air Travel, Texas, Soccer, Potpourri

Food - A Silicon Valley engineer has developed a new powdered meal replacement drink called Soylent that could replace traditional food. Pray tell why? Described by the engineer as "Ensure on steroids," Soylent contains 35 essential ingredients - protein, carbohydrates, fats, vitamins and minerals - in one 1,500 calorie packet. Mix it with water and oil and you have a meal that you could live on forever. I presume boyfriend subscribes to the "eat to live" line of thinking as opposed to "live to eat" which camp which I proudly belong to. The beige goo, which tastes like unsweetened cake batter, costs about $4 per meal. Dude, its called goo and tastes like Silly Putty. Why on earth, would someone voluntarily ingest this stuff?

Air Travel - According to surveys, 33% of Americans fantasize of joining the "Mile High Club" while only 4% have succeeded in doing so. A bit of a tangent, but can anyone enlighten me as to how I can get on one of these surveys?  They sound far more entertaining that the political surveys I'm usually subjected to. While the process of entry is straightforward (find a willing partner, wait for the plan to rise to 5,280, then go for it), the logistics of waiting for the right time -- free from turbulence and vigilant flight attendants -- can be frustrating. Hey, if membership was easy, then everyone would be a member. Not exactly an exclusive club if that were to happen. Then there is the issue of moving within a coffin-size bathroom, to say nothing of the mandatory task of sanitizing the toilet seat. Yeah, right.  People wanted to do the nasty in an airplane lavatory really care about sanitation. A handful of private airlines -- Flamingo Air (Ohio), Erotic Airways (Australia), Mile High Flights (England), Love Cloud (Las Vegas) -- are now making it much easier to join this league of sexual adventurers without facing the typical obstacles. While amenities vary by carrier, most offer a short flight (usually 60 minutes), complete with champagne, chocolates and a "discreet" pilot. If I understand the rules correctly, there is nothing that says you can't take one of these "special" flights to "do your thang". Still, it does strike me as taking the easy way out, as it were.

Texas - Texas Republicans adopted a party platform for 2014 that includes support for so-called reparative therapy, which proponents claim can turn gay people straight. I've lost count of the reasons why I don't live in Texas. Suffice it to say, that now I have another reason not to. The American Psychological Association has condemned such "conversion" counseling, and the practice has been outlawed in the treatment of minors in both California and New Jersey. Under the new plank, adopted at the Texas GOP Convention, the state party will now recognize the "the legitimacy and efficacy of counseling" for patients who seek "healing and wholeness from their homosexual lifestyle." How positively humane of them.  Now if you will excuse me, I'm going to go hurl now. The party will also oppose any laws that seek to limit access to the treatment. In fairness, what with me being the lunatic progressive liberal that I am (a.k.a. I voluntarily choose to live in the San Francisco Bay Area), I'm pretty sure the Republican party in Texas wasn't planning on getting my vote any time in the foreseeable future.

Soccer - This just in from the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil. Hell apparently has frozen over, at least in Rio de Janeiro. World #1 team and defending World Cup champion, Spain is the first team to be eliminated from the tournament after losing its first two group stage games. Spain lost its opening match to the Netherlands, 5-1, then lost in shocking fashion to Chile, 2-0. Meanwhile, the United States won its opening fixture 2-1 over nemesis, Ghana (which held the distinction of booting the U.S. out of the last two World Cups) in the dreaded Group of Death. A win over either Germany or Portugal (and possibly a draw) could see the U.S. advance into the group of 16.

Potpourri

  • Twitter - The Central Intelligence Agency has joined Facebook and Twitter. The agency's first tweet was "We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet." It's official. Twitter and Facebook are no longer cool.
  • Fat - According to a recent study, 30% of the world's population -- about 2.1 billion people -- is obese. The United States has 87 million obese people, more than any other nation. Pretty impressive if you think about it. I mean China and India have well over a billion people each, and yet we still manage to have more weight-challenged people than they do.
  • News - The median age of the average Fox News viewer is 68.8. For MSNBC the median age is 62.5 and for CNN, 62.8. Show of hands...who is actually surprised by these age demographics?
  • War - Only one American soldier was classified as missing in action during the 13-year Afghanistan War -- Sargeant Bow Bergdahl, who was recently release by the Taliban. 73,547 U.S. troops are still unaccounted for from World War II, 7,883 from the Korean War, and 1,642 from the Vietnam War. I'm not sure what is more shocking--that after 13 years of conflict, the U.S. managed to have just one (and now zero) MIAs or that 70 years after the fact, there are still more that 73,000 missing soldiers from World War II? 
  • Wealth - According to Credit Suisse's latest Global Wealth report (2013), Americans' median net worth was $44,900 per adult, placing the United States in 19th place, behind Japan, Canada, Australia, and much of Western Europe. Australia tops the list at $219,500 per adult. Australia, huh?  I was totally thinking Monaco or Luxembourg.

Did You Know? #57

How many bubbles are there in a 750ml bottle of sparkling wine?

According to Popular Science magazine, someone did the math and calculated the estimated number of bubbles to be 100 million.

Thursday, May 8, 2014

What Caught My Eye Today - North Korea, Kenya, Saudi Arabia, Canada, Cuba, Potpourri

North Korea - Kim Jong-Un was "re-elected" as North Korea's leader.  Yeah, those incumbents always seem to have luck on their side don't they? Then again, this is the same guy that had his uncle executed to solidify his position of authority, which probably doesn't do much to motivate opposition candidates. The rubber-stamp assembly -- the first under the leadership of Kim who took over from his father in December 2011 -- gathered after North Koreans cast ballots in pre-determined elections where all candidates were unopposed. There's an oxymoron for you..."pre-determined election". Sort of in the same vein as "unopposed candidates". If you are unopposed, what exactly are you being elected to? According to state media reports, Upon his re-election, "all the deputies and participants in the session broke into stormy cheers of 'hurrah!', extending the highest glory and warmest congratulations to him." Avunculicide aside (turns out there is an actual term or killing one's uncle). boyfriend sounds like he'd be a hoot to hang out with. Kim also serves as first secretary of the ruling Workers' Party of Korea and supreme commander of the Korean People's Army.  Busy lad.

Kenya - A new bill was signed into law allowing men in Kenya to take as many wives as they want, legalizing the longstanding practice of polygamy while outlawing the paying of a dowry to a bride's family. No double standard there. The bill, which allows men to marry a second or third wife without the first wife's consent was passed by Parliament following heated debates that saw female lawmakers storm out of the chamber in protest. Imagine that. Women, meanwhile, are not allowed to marry more than one man.  You can see the logic there, can't you?  How complicated with things be if both men and women could have multiple spouses at the same time? Better to give men free reign and screw women's rights.

Saudi Arabia - A deadly new virus is spreading rapidly across Saudi Arabia and terrifying health care workers. 345 people have come down with Middle East Respiratory Syndrome, of whom 107 have died. Many of the infected are doctors or nurses prompting some doctors to resign rather than treat MERS patients. That sort of reaction seems contrary to the Hippocratic Oath, but one can sympathize with their situation. It is a lot harder to practice medicine when you're dead.  The recently appointed health minister is urging Saudis to avoid direct contact with camels, a host of the virus, as well as raw camel milk and meat.  This is one of those times when cultural differences come into start contrast.  Where I come from, you just don't see see public service announcements for this sort of thing.  Avoiding raw camel meat is assumed to be a given.

Canada - The Canadian middle class has passed the United States middle class to be the richest in the world. Those rat bastards! Who do they think they are? After-tax middle incomes in Canada, which were well behind the U.S. just 15 years ago, caught up in 2010 and have now pulled ahead. The U.S. is still the richest nation overall, but most income goes to the wealthiest, while in Canada it is spread more evenly. That's just jibber-jabber for saying that Canada is basically a socialist state, as opposed to the thriving model of equitable income distribution that we have in the lower forty-eight. The poorest 20% in Canada are also better off than the poorest Americans. Sure, but the top 1% are better off than everyone.

Cuba - Cubans are having trouble finding condoms. I had to read the headline twice to make sure this wasn't another story coming out of Venezuela. Cuba and Venezuela have strengthened economic ties in recent years.  How's that working out for you guys so far? The price of a single condom has risen to $1.30, the average daily wage in Cuba. The state-run wholesaler of condoms blamed the shortage on the need to repackage 1 million condoms that were wrongly labeled as expiring in 2012 but are still good through 2014. Re-packaging condoms? Yeah, that seems like the right way to go.  Again, where I come from, if you mess up something like that, you take your lumps and start over.

Potpourri

  • Cost of Living - Between 1989 and 2010, college costs increased by 307%, health care costs by 223% and housing costs by 85%. Over the same period, wages went up by only 70%. I knew it! I knew there was a reason for my increasing bitterness. I'm not getting older, I'm getting poorer.
  • Taxes - Roughly 24% of a person's federal taxes are spent on Social Security, 22% on Medicare and Medicaid, and 19% on defense spending. U.S. taxes are among the lowest in the developed world. As a percentage of GDP, U.S. taxes rank 31st in the world, behind those of Germany, Switzerland and the United Kingdom. Pay more, get less. I love my country. On another note, if you add the interest on the national debt to the equation, discretionary spending amounts to about 29 cents on the dollar.

Did You Know? #56

How old is the oldest known star in the universe?

Astronomers using the Australian National University SkyMapper telescope discovered a star that formed 13 billion years ago, only 700 million years after the Big Bang.

Monday, April 7, 2014

What Caught My Eye Today - Venezuela, Air Pollution, Climate Change, Fat, Big Bang, Potpourri

Fred's Note:  With Earth Day coming up later this month (April 22), we have a few more "earthy" news items than normal.  Enjoy, and maybe just a little bit more appreciative of the planet.

Venezuela - As food shortages proliferate, Venezuelans are now being given identification cards, so they can buy groceries. Like a food stamp program, right? The government said the new cards, which can be used only at government-run supermarkets, are intended to track purchases to prevent people from buying up subsidized food then reselling it on the black market. Or perhaps not. Critics say the program marks the beginning of Cuban-style rationing. A combination of currency controls, which foil imports, and price controls, which discourage production, has resulted in shortages of such staples as milk, toilet paper and cooking oil. You have to tip your cap to the Venezuelan government.  It's pretty easy to mess up one's monetary policy (happens all the time in the United States), but these guys managed to foul up their entire financial system in every imaginable way. Bravo. 

Air Pollution - New findings from the World Health Organization show that air pollution was responsible for more than 7 million global deaths in 2012, making it the world's top environmental health risk. I guess gunfire falls into a different category. More than one third of those occurred in Asia, where rapid industrial development has contributed significantly to the problem. If you think about it, given that over half the world's population is in Asia, one-third doesn't seem so bad does it? Of course it does beg the question of where the other two-thirds are occurring. I'll put my money on Africa, as if it didn't have enough going against it. 4.3 million deaths were attributed to indoor pollutants, mainly from stoves that burn coal, wood, dung and crop residues. Toxic air outdoors figured in 3.7 million deaths. The hardest hit countries were low and middle income nations in Southeast Asia and the western Pacific. I would have thought that all those typhoons would have helped keep the air a bit cleaner. Clearly, I was wrong, and clearly these guys just cannot catch a break.

Not to pile on or anything, if the air doesn't get you, it appears that Mother Nature will.

Climate Change - A United Nations panel of leading environmental scientists issued a dire warning on the dangers of climate change, saying that global warming is already affecting every continent and threatens to devastate food supplies, cause mass extinctions of plants and animals, worsen droughts, and raise the risk of wars over resources. Just a second.  Isn't a war of resources already happening...you know, with oil? The panel said that rising oceans and droughts could displace hundreds of millions of people by the end of the century, causing trillions of dollars of damage. Surging temperatures have already lowered corn and wheat yields. The 2,500-page report comes at a critical time, as governments prepare to negotiate a new deal to reduce greenhouse gas emissions that is scheduled to be finalized by the end of 2015. 2,500 pages...are you kidding me?  Whose gonna read something that long, when the next Game of Thrones book could be published at any time?  To have any major impact, the agreement would need the cooperation of the United States and major energy users from the developing world, specifically China and India. Yeah, that's gonna happen.

Okay, enough bad news.  Here's a gem we can all stand up and cheer.

Fat - After 4 decades of persistent warnings that saturated fats should be avoided in healthy diets, new research has found no evidence linking the fats found in meat, butter and cheese to an increased risk of heart disease. Woo-hoo!  I'll have 6 double bacon cheeseburgers and a milkshake in every flavor that you have, thank you very much. The same study also found no firm evidence that unsaturated fats, such as omega-3 fatty acids, reduce heart disease rates. More good news. Maybe now we can stop over fishing the oceans. While saturated fats are known to increase "bad" cholesterol, the findings suggest that the relationship between cholesterol and heart disease is more complicated than previously thought. I'm sure it is complicated.  Here something that isn't so hard to wrap your head around...MODERATION!  Give it a try, people. Researchers did confirm that trans fats, such partially hydrogenated oils found in processed foods, do have a direct link to heart disease. Yeah, yeah, you can try to harsh my mellow all you want. Me and my deep-fried everything will be just fine and dandy.

Big Bang - Scientists have discovered gravitational "ripples" that provide strong evidence of the Big Bang. If confirmed, the findings will verify the theory of cosmic inflation, which hold that 13.8 billion years ago, the universe expanded violently from a hot, dense subatomic speck to the size of a golf ball in a trillionth of a trillionth of a trillionth of a second and then kept expanding. Two questions. First, 13.8 billion years? Are you sure about that? Isn't it possible that this may have happened 13.7 billion years ago, or maybe even 13.9 billion? How can you be so sure, it was 13.8 billion. Was someone there?  Second question, how do you know it was a golf ball, and not a baseball, softball, or even a soccer ball (a football isn't round, so it couldn't possibly have been one of those)? When inflation was first proposed 35 years ago, scientists predicted the event would have been accompanied by waves of gravitational energy -- ripples in the fabric of space-time -- the afterglow of the Big Bang. The ripples also support the theory that the universe may be just one of a vast number that have burst into existence. Honestly, I do find this stuff fascinating (why else would I post so many stories on the subject?), but here's what I don't get.  How can you possibly prove or disprove such theories? It's taken almost 40 years for us to get a man-mad object to get to the edge of our solar system, to say nothing of our ignorance of the galaxy or universe. Now we're speculating that there are multiple universes. It's enough to make your head spin, you know, if the end of the world due to climate change doesn't do it for you.

Potpourri

  • Basketball - None of the 15 million fans who submitted brackets for the NCAA Men's Basketball Championship will bet the 9.2-quintillion-to-one odds and win Warren Buffet's $1 billion prize for perfectly predicting the winning team for every game in this year's tournament. All entries got at least one game wrong in the first round of 32 games. Show of hands, who had Connecticut and Kentucky in the championship game?  Yeah, neither did I.
  • Billionaires - California is home to 111 billionaires, the most of any state in the nation. Collectively, they hold assets worth $485 billion more than the entire GDP of all but 24 countries in the world. The state also suffers the highest poverty rate in the United States at 24%. Here's the thing, none of those guys picked the perfect bracket either. So if you think about it, they aren't any better than us, are they? 
  • College Admissions - A new survey on college admissions statistics show that it is easier to get into an Ivy League college than to land a job at Google or Walmart. Ivy League universities accepted 8.9% of applicants last year, while a Walmart in Washington D.C. hired just 2.6% of 23,000 job seekers. Google, meanwhile hires just 0.5% of applicants. This is one those comparisons that I find amusing and irksome at the same time.  How can anyone draw a meaningful comparison between getting a job at Google and getting admitted to Harvard...besides a Harvard grad who gets that job at Google? On the other hand, I do draw some pleasure from the fact that all those Ivy League graduates will be duking it out to be a greeter at the local Walmart and most of them will be on the losing end of that deal.

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Did You Know? #55

What nation reads the most?

According to the World Culture Score Index, India averages 10 hours, 42 minutes of reading per person per week.  Here is the list of top 30.

1. India — 10 hours, 42 minutes
2. Thailand — 9:24
3. China — 8:00
4. Philippines — 7:36
5. Egypt — 7:30
6. Czech Republic — 7:24
7. Russia — 7:06
8. Sweden — 6:54
8. France — 6:54
10. Hungary — 6:48
10. Saudi Arabia — 6:48
12. Hong Kong — 6:42
13. Poland — 6:30
14. Venezuela — 6:24
15. South Africa — 6:18
15. Australia — 6:18
17. Indonesia — 6:00
18. Argentina — 5:54
18. Turkey — 5:54
20. Spain — 5:48
20. Canada — 5:48
22. Germany — 5:42
22. USA — 5:42
24. Italy — 5:36
25. Mexico — 5:30
26. U.K. — 5:18
27. Brazil — 5:12
28. Taiwan — 5:00
29. Japan — 4:06
30. Korea — 3:06

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

What Caught My Eye Today - Kazakhstan, China, North Korea, Caribbean, Canada, Fusion

Kazakhstan - Seeking to dispel its backward image, the president of Kazakhstan has proposed changing the nation's name to "Kazakh Yeli" which means "Land of the Kazakhs." Call me crazy, but I sort of like Kazakhstan better. Kazakh Yeli sounds more like a some dude's name than a sovereign nation. Kazakhstan is much more economically developed than its former Soviet socialist republic neighbors, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan and Turkmenistan and has none of the insurgent problems of Afghanistan or Pakistan. No offense, but when you set the bar so low, it's kind of difficult not look impressive by comparison. The "stan" suffix, claims the president, makes the world lump the country in with those. I'm not so sure about that. Seriously, if you asked the average guy on the street what he thought of the "stans" I thinking the guy is as likely to ask if the "stans" are some new boy band as he is to comment on the economic prowess of a bunch of Central Asian countries. Some Kazakh media have started using the new name, though Parliament has not yet voted on whether to formally adopt the new name.

China - China has announced a massive urbanization plan to move 100 million more farmers to cities in the next 6 years, and to improve the lot of the 100 million former farmers currently denied basic services in cities that were never adequately prepared to absorb them. Good plan. You have already screwed up the lives on 100 million people -- and that doesn't include the poor existing city dwellers that got overwhelmed by the influx of new neighbors -- so why not double the number? You know what I always say, if you are going to go, go big.. Under the plan, 60% of China's 1.4 billion people will be living in cities by 2020. In the United States, 82% of people lived in cities in 2010.  Here's the thing you need to remember. 60% of 1.4 billion is equivalent to the entire U.S. population, two times over.  This relocation of 100 million people over the next six years would be the same as moving most of the population of the east coast of the United State, someplace else. Certainly an attractive option to anyone living in New Jersey (I kid...sort of), but  what about everyone else?

North Korea - Every single eligible voter in North Korea turned out to vote in favor of the state's slate of deputies. Who knew that North Koreans were such a civic-minded lot? Candidates picked by dictator Kim Jong Un received 100% of the vote with 100% turnout. Hmm. Probably just a coincidence, I'm sure. Voting is mandatory every 5 years, and there is only one option on the ballot: yes to all the names listed. Look at that, civic-minded and efficient. No wonder Dennis Rodman holds North Korea in such high regard.  Any voter who wishes to vote against a particular candidate must cross out the name and take the ballot across the room to a special booth, but nobody does that. Go figure.

Caribbean - Caribbean nations have agreed to a 10-point plan for slavery reparations from European nations that once colonized them. Prime ministers from 15 countries and territories drew up a document that includes demands for a formal apology and debt cancellation from former colonizers including France, the United Kingdom and the Netherlands, as well as money to help Rastafarians resettle in Africa. Two observations here. First, don't you find it a little disturbing that in this day and age nations are still grappling with slavery issues. And second, resettle in Africa; pray tell why?  If I recall my history correctly (and I think I am), most of the people who found themselves transported to the Caribbean to live out the rest of their lives as slaves, were captured and sold by competing tribes in Africa. Plus, if you read the headlines, Africa isn't exactly enjoying a renaissance. I'm thinking I would take my chances where I'm at.

Canada - UFO sightings are sky-high for a second year in a row. The 1,180 reports of UFOs in 2013 were topped only by the record 1,981 sightings in 2012, mostly in the west of Canada. By comparison, just 141 UFOs were reported in 1989. I'm sure the increased sighting have nothing to do with the increase in activity resulting from the burgeoning oil sands extraction industry. Three reports included sightings of extraterrestrials, while four were reports of alien abductions. Makes sense if you think about it.  When you have that many out-of-towners visit, you are bound to get some rabble-rousers as well. Many sightings were reported by pilots or police. That must mean the sightings are the real deal.

Fusion - Scientists have re-created, for a brief instant, the nuclear fusion reaction that powers the sun, taking a major step toward developing fusion as a viable energy source on Earth. Scientists at the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory shot 192 lasers with a peak power of 500 trillion watts --roughly 1,000 times the power output of the entire U.S. power grid -- at a dime-size gold cylinder; inside the cylinder was a pea-size capsule containing a fuel of two hydrogen isotopes. Here's my question. One assumes the scientists performing these tests are pretty bright, but honestly, did anyone ponder the possibility  that generating 500 trillion watts of power could be...oh I don't know...insanely dangerous? Under compression, the nucleus of the atoms in the fuel fused, generating a temperature higher than that at the sun's center and triggering additional nuclear reactions. Hotter than the sun? Red flag? Anyone? If nuclear fusion can be mastered and controlled it could generate almost limitless amounts of energy from seawater without generating radioactive wastes.  That would be pretty awesome, assuming we don't blow ourselves up in the process.

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Did You Know? #54

Fred's Note: Here are some brain candy from the good folks at Mental Floss, "Words That Describe Themselves":

1. Word - Yup, that's what it is.
2. English - Well, it ain't French.
3. Erudite - It is a very scholarly word, this word that means scholarly.
4. Noun - Verb, adjective, and adverb are nouns too.
5. Buzzword - Been hearing this everywhere.
6. Cutesy - Barfsy.
7. Polysyllabic - Lots of syllables in this one.
8. Sesquipedalian - A term for "long word" from the Latin for "a foot and a half long."
9. Unhyphenated - And should remain so.
10. Magniloquent - Grandiose and pompous indeed.
11. Recherché - Rarified? Affected? Pretentious?
12. Proparoxytone - Meaning stressed on the antepenultimate, or third-to-last syllable.
13. Hellenic - Of Greek origin.
14. Obfuscatory - Do you want to be straightforward and easy to understand? Then don't use this obfuscatory word.
15. Suffixed - Now that you mention it, "prefix" works too.
16. Monepic -  That word to describe a one-word sentence.

If these aren't enough to blow your mind, how about some "Words That Are Their Own Opposites" otherwise known as contronyms. The folks at Mental Floss really do cover their bases, don't they?):

1. Sanction - Means ‘give official permission or approval for’ or conversely, ‘impose a penalty on.’
2. Oversight - The noun form of two verbs with contrary meanings, “oversee” and “overlook.” *
3. Left - Mean either remaining or departed.
4. Dust - A noun turned into a verb meaning either to add or to remove the thing in question.
5. Seed - If you seed the lawn you add seeds, but if you seed a tomato you remove them.
6. Stone - You can stone some peaches, but please don’t stone your neighbor.
7. Trim - Means either 'adding' or 'taking away'.
8. Cleave - Means ‘to cling to or adhere' or ‘to split or sever‘.
9. Resign - Means ‘to quit’ or ‘to sign up again’.
10. Fast  - Means 'moving rapidly' or ‘fixed, unmoving’.
11. Off - Means ‘deactivated’ but also ‘activated,’ as in "The alarm went off."
12. Weather - Means ‘to withstand or come safely through' or ‘to be worn away’.
13. Screen - Means ‘to show’ (a movie) or ‘to hide’ (an unsightly view).
14. Help - Means ‘assist,’ unless you can’t help doing something, when it means ‘prevent’.

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Did You Know? #53

What living organism has the following scientific classification: Kingdom - Animalia; Phylum - Chordata; Class - Mammalia; Order - Primates; Family - Hominidae; Tribe - Hominini?

Human beings. Modern humans (Homo sapiens) are the only remaining species of the hominids, a branch of social great apes characterized by erect posture and bipedal locomotion; manual dexterity and tool use; and a general trend toward larger and more complex brains. Humans reached anatomical modernity about 200,000 years ago and began to exhibit full behavioral modernity around 50,000 years ago.

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

What Caught My Eye Today - Nicaragua, Brazil, Extinction, Potpourri, Winter Olympics

Nicaragua - The Nicaraguan Constitution has officially been changed to allow President Daniel Ortega to run for re-election as many times as he wants. I think its great that the government is taking such care to legitimize a dude who is going to lead this nation as long as he feels like it.  The amendments, pushed through by the ruling Sandinista party, eliminate term limits and allow a candidate to be elected president with a plurality of votes instead of a majority. Should you be wondering what the difference is between a plurality of votes versus a majority of votes, it's actually quite simple--a majority is more than half while a plurality is the greatest number for one but less than half. Still confused? This happened in the United States not too long ago in the 2000 Presidential election, when George W. Bush beat Al Gore based on a plurality of votes rather than a majority. Ortega, plans to run for a fourth five-year term in 2016.

Brazil - More than 140 cities across Brazil are rationing water because of the worth drought in decades has dried up reservoirs. Brazil is having one of its hottest summers ever, and many towns are turning on the water only every other day. In at least one city, running water is only available for half a day every three days.  The drought has devastated crops and global prices of coffee, soybeans and sugar are already rising. I also read somewhere that there is a critical shortage of deodorant in Brazil. Coincidence? I'll let you be the judge of that. The record heat has also produced an immense algae slick off the Brazilian coast that stretches 500 miles and is visible from space.

Fred's Note: You might be thinking to yourselves, really...a drought is interested? By itself, perhaps not, but as you all know, context is everything. Keep that in mind as you read this next item.

Extinction - The mass extinction that wiped out more than 90% of life on Earth 252 million years ago appears to have occurred in the geological equivalent of a blink of an eye. The key here is "geological equivalent". A new study has found that the Permian extinction took only about 60,000 years, making it 10 times faster than previously thought. Mind you, the human race as we know has been around for about 200,000 years. Researchers came to that conclusion by reanalyzing rock samples collected in Meishan, China, where rock formations contain evidence of different geologic eras. They determined that the oceans experienced a sharp uptick in carbon levels roughly 10,000 years prior to the Permian extinction, likely reflecting a massive influx of the gas into the atmosphere. This could have led to widespread ocean acidification and a life-killing increase in sea temperature of at least 18 degrees Fahrenheit. Hmm...disturbingly high levels of carbon in the atmosphere, rising temperatures and sea levels. I don't know why, but this has a vaguely familiar ring to it.  Is it possible that Mother Nature is trying to tell us something? Yeah, right. As if that is could ever happen.

Potpourri

  • Pizza - A U.S. military lab has developed a pizza for soldiers that can stay on the shelf for up to 3 years, without being chilled or frozen, and still remain safe to eat. Hear's the thing. Sure the pizza might be safe to eat, but did anyone bother to ask whether or not a soldier would want to eat a three year old pizza?
  • HBO - President Barack Obama cornered HBO's chief executive at a recent White House dinner and asked him for advance episodes of the network's True Detective and Game of Thrones series. If that sort of abuse of power doesn't warrant a Congressional inquiry, I don't know what does.
  • Lingerie - Russia, Belarus and Kazakhstan banned the import and production of synthetic lace underwear, claiming it's unhygienic. Yeah, that's what's wrong with the state of affairs in this part of the world.
Winter Olympics - Approximately 2,800 athletes representing 88 nations participated in 98 events in 15 sports. A total of twelve new events were contested to make it the largest Winter Olympics to date. Host nation Russia topped the medal table with thirteen gold, eleven silver and nine bronze, the second Winter Olympics in a row the host nation led the gold medal count (Canada achieved it in 2010). The United States ended up with 28 medals, its third largest tally in a Winter Olympics (It won 37 medals in 2010 and 34 medals in 2002). 26 nations won a medal during the games. 39 nations have won medals in the history of the Winter Olympics. Norway has the most medals with 329, followed by the United States with 281 and Austria with 218. Here are the top 10 nations from these games:

Monday, February 17, 2014

What Caught My Eye Today - Facebook, Nepal, Iraq, Winter Olympics

Facebook - Facebook announced that its 159 million U.S. users now have dozens of options for completing the gender question on their profiles. When did the world start becoming so complicated? In what universe does, male, female, other or decline to state, not cover all possibilities for the human race? The social media giant has been working with lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender rights groups to expand the choices beyond male and female. The result: a "custom" option that lets users pick from about 50 terms, including transsexual, androgynous and intersex. Intersex? Hold please (I'm not familiar with this particular gender classification). Definition of intersex: In humans, biological sex is determined by five factors present at birth. Facebook said the changes are aimed at giving gender nonconforming people the opportunity to be transparent about who they really are, whether that’s androgynous, bi-gender, intersex, gender fluid (there's another one, I've never heard of) or transsexual. I think its great that Facebook is providing a more inclusive choice of gender classifications. I guess it's on me to brush up on the dozens of gender choices that I did not know existed before now. 

Nepal - Nepal will slash the climbing fees for Mount Everest to attract more mountaineers to the world's highest peak, even as concerns grow about the environmental effects of climbers who already crowd the mountain during the high season. Under the current rules, a single climber pays $25,000, but starting next year hat beginning next year, it will cost $11,000 per climber to climb Everest. Silly me. I was planning to go to Disneyland, but with these bargain basement prices, I'm totally going to have to rethink next year's vacation plans. Last spring, 810 climbers attempted to scale Everest from the Nepalese side. What concerns me is the choice of words here. 810 climbers attempted to do this? How many failed, or to be more precise, how many died? Garbage including food wrappers, climbing gear and oxygen cylinders, has littered the mountain in recent years, and some people have referred to Everest as the world's highest garbage dump. Some climbers have called for Nepal to close down Everest for a few years for the mountain to rest and recover, but Nepal has refused. The country collects $3.3 million annually from climbing fees. Tens of thousands more Nepalese hotel owners, trekking guides and porters depend on these climbers for their livelihoods. I have to say, $3.3 million does not seem like that much money in the giant scheme of things. Heck, the U.S. spends $4.5 million for a military drone and $1.5 million per Tomahawk missile. 

Iraq - I don't have much to say about this last item, other than this--Ain't karma a bitch? A terrorist commander teaching a class on suicide bombing accidentally blew himself up along with his 21 pupils. I'm guessing they use pass/fail for this class. The explosion took place at a training camp for the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, a militant group once affiliated with Al Qaida. Many Iraqis took a grim pleasure in the news. Iraq is enduring its worst violence in five years as fighting rages between militant groups and government-allied forces.

Winter Olympics - If you have been paying attention to the Medal Table count, you know that the 22nd Winter Olympic Games in Sochi, Russia are coming into the home stretch.  To date there has not been a whisper of terrorism threats against any of the venues or athletes. Among some notable items that may have escaped your notice:

  • The most decorated athlete so far is Darya Domracheva of Belarus has won 3 gold medals, all in biathlon. Two other athletes (also women) have also won 3 medals. Charlotte Kalla of Sweden won a gold medal and 2 silver medals in cross-country skiing and Irene Wust of the Netherlands won a gold medal and 2 silver medals in long track speed skating.
  • Of the 17 medals the Netherlands has won so far, 16 were for long track speed skating. The other medal (a bronze) was for short track speed skating
  • 26 of 88 nations have won at least one medal.
  • Poland has won 4 medals, all gold -- 2 in  ski jumping, 1 in cross country and one in long track speed skating) -- just one less gold medal than the United States.
  • To date, the United States has won 18 medals in 7 events. (5 gold, 4 silver and 9 bronze).  It will take quite an effort in the days to come close to its medal tally from the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, British Columbia.  In those games the United States took home a record 37 medals in 9 events (9 gold, 15 silver and 13 bronze). It was the first time that the United States ever led the medal table in a Winter Games.

Did You Know? #52


How much data does the National Security Agency collect each day?

The NSA "touches" about 1.6% of all traffic carried on the Internet, about 29.2 petabytes of communication data per day (1 petabyte is the same as 1,000 terabytes). That is equivalent of collecting all the text held in the Library of Congress 2,990 every day. The NSA recently opened a data center in Utah which houses 100,000 square feet of high performance servers. The data center uses 65 megawatts of electricity, about the same as a small city, and generates so much heat that it requires 1.5 million gallons of cooling water a day.  The servers can store 5 zettabytes of data (1 zettabyte is the same as 1 billion terabytes), which would fill 1.25 trillion DVDs and is enough capacity to hold 100 years worth of worldwide communications and emails.

Thursday, February 13, 2014

What Caught My Eye Today - Japan, Iran, Barbie

Fred's Note: Even by my standards, these stories take "bizarre" to a whole new level.

Japan - A Japanese company has designed a Bluetooth-enabled bra that can only be unhooked when sensors built into the bra detect "true love." This should be good. The sensors measure a woman's heart rate and detect the presence of a group of hormones called catecholamines, which the designers claim are only secreted when you are in love. That's what they claim.  So here's the deal my friends. Catecholamines are a class of amino acids that all human possess. You are probably familiar with the most abundant catecholamine, better known as adrenaline. Besides, "true love" is it possible (yes) that any other emotion (lust) or action (sex) could trigger the release of adrenaline? The bra sends the data to a phone app, which calculates a "True Love Rate;" only if the rating is high enough can the bra be unlocked. I'm all for the advancement of technology but this seems a bit extreme. Ladies, let's say you have found that "true love" with that some one special but you happen to be in a dead zone. Sorry, "true love" will just have to wait until you get some bars.  And gentlemen, let's be honest, shall we?  It's hard enough to figure out those clasps already. Do we really need a phone app to complicate matters even further?

Iran - Players in Iran's burgeoning professional women's football league will now be subjected to mandatory gender tests, after it has been revealed that four national team players were found guilty of not being women. Trying not to laugh...failing miserable. I kid you not, this is a legitimate story. The country's football governing body is bringing in the random checks after it was revealed that several leading players - including four in the national women's team - were either men who had not completed sex change operations, or were suffering from sexual development disorders. Still laughing.  Furthermore, clubs will now be obliged to perform gender tests before signing new players to contracts. Show of hands, please. Who wants to apply for the job of administering that test? Those unable to prove they are female would be barred from taking part in the league "until they underwent medical treatment." So far, a total of seven players have been barred from the league after failing gender tests. Clearly, I grew up in a simpler time when boys had boy parts and girls had girl parts. When we needed a reminder of what parts we had, all we needed to do was take a peek downstairs. 

Barbie - Barbie, the doll made by Mattel, will appear in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit's 50th anniversary issue alongside supermodels like Christie Brinkley and Brooklyn Decker. Umm...why? The 55-year old doll has faced scrutiny for everything from her chiseled facial features and disproportionately small waist to her "life choices." Life choices? Barbie is a piece of plastic made in China. She's not real, dude. Mattel has tried to change Barbie with the times. The doll has gone through several reinventions, including 150 careers, from architect to lifeguard, and a brief publicity-stunt breakup with her boyfriend Ken. Okay, maybe it bears repeating. Barbie is a toy, not a person. This latest move comes as Mattel tries to revive interest in the doll icon. Barbie is worth an estimated $1.3 billion in sales for the toy-maker and she's the No. 1 toy brand. Sports Illustrated said Barbie fits in with the swimsuit issues' "message of empowerment" for women. Yeah, I'm not getting that vibe.  I'm thinking if I'm an actual model (you know, the human kind), sharing a layout with a doll is sort of demeaning. Luckily, I read Sports Illustrated for the articles.

Did You Know? #51

How many countries have launched space missions?

12 or 13 depending on how you define a country.  Russia (including the former Soviet Union), United States, France, Japan, China, United Kingdom, Germany, India, Israel, Iran, North Korea and South Korea have successfully launched space craft or rockets.  The 13th entry is the European Space Agency.  Only three nations have launched manned space missions: Russia, United States and China.

Thursday, January 30, 2014

What Caught My Eye Today - Honduras, Deportation, Potpourri

Honduras - For the third year in a row, San Pedro Sula, Honduras is the world's most murderous city with 187 homicides per 100,000 residents. Quick honey, call the travel agent and cancel our reservations. I knew that all inclusion vacation to San Pedro Sula was too good to be true. The high murder rate is blamed partly on a crackdown on drug cartels in Mexico that has pushed some of the drug trade into Honduras. Oh sure, blame Mexico. Dude, that is so low. 41 of the world's top 50 murder-prone cities are in Latin America, including the rest of the top 5: Caracas, Venezuela; Acapulco, Mexico; Cali, Colombia; and Maceio, Brazil. 16 of the top 50 are in Brazil, nine in Mexico, and four in the United States (#24 - Detroit; #26 - New Orleans; #36 - Baltimore; #45 - St. Louis). The survey does not include cities located in war zones. So does that mean that Damascus, Syria, Baghdad, Iraq and Kabul, Afghanistan are not the seas of tranquility that I thought they might be?

Deportation - The voice of the people has spoken, and now the government has to respond. After topping more than 100,000 signatures on "We the People," the White House is now obligated to respond to a petition to "Deport Justin Bieber and revoke his green card." The petition reads, "We the people of the United States feel that we are being wrongly represented in the world of pop culture. We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive, and drug abusing, Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked. He is not only threatening the safety of our people but he is also a terrible influence on our nation's youth. We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society." Yeah, the Beibs is the cause of all that is wrong with our society. Don't get me wrong, I think the guy is a hack and has serious delusions of grandeur, but that doesn't mean he's a bad person. Beiber carries an O-1 visa that allows individuals "of extraordinary ability in the arts" to stay in the U.S. One must remember that "extraordinary" doesn't necessarily mean good. On all petitions, "We the People" states, "If a petition meets the signature threshold, it will be reviewed by the Administration and we will issue a response." As of this Wednesday afternoon the petition had 104,700 signatures and climbing. The White House reviews and usually responds to petitions that get more than 100,000 signatures within 30 days. I wonder what staffer will get this plum assignment. A rival petition started a few days later on the site and pleading on behalf of the pop star had garnered less than 1,000 signatures. This guy cannot catch a break can he? Pity.

Potpourri - I call this the "Scary or Gross?" edition.

  • Winter Olympics: The 2010 Winter Olympics had the same overall injury rate as the Summer Olympics in 2012, about 11%, but severe acute injuries are more common in the Winter Games because so many of the events involve high speeds. I'm going with scary on this one.  Think about it. More than 1 in every 10 athletes is going to be injured at the upcoming Olympic Games in Sochi doing something voluntarily and for the most part not getting any sort of monetary compensation for. Not convinced?  Check out these statistics and see if anything jumps out at you. The top five events with the highest injury rate for male athletes are: Short track speed skating - 28%; Bobsled - 17%; Ice Hockey - 16%; Ski Cross - 15%; Aerials and Snow Pipe (tie) - 13%. The top five events with the highest injury rate for female athletes are: Snowboard Cross - 73%; Aerials - 26%; Bobsled - 24%; Ski Cross / Ice Hockey (tie) - 23%. 73% percent! Holy crap!
  • Promiscuity - America's senior citizens are indulging in a lot of unsafe sex in retirement and assisted living facilities. I wonder if unsafe sex really means unprotected sex. If that is the case, I'm not sure I'd go with gross or scary here; maybe stupid or foolish.  And let's be honest here--if a horny senior has a heart condition, a condom probably isn't going to help much. Plus can you think of a more pleasant way to go into the afterlife. Over the past two years, 2.2 million Medicare recipients received free tests for sexually transmitted diseases, about the same as the number who received free colonoscopies to screen for colon cancer. Having had both sex and a colonoscopy, given the choice, I'd take sex every time.
  • Diet - American adults consumed 118 fewer calories in 2010 than they did in 2006. Health experts theorize that the slight decline reflects public education about diet, pressure on fast food makers to offer healthier alternatives, and a decline in dining out due to financial struggles. I'm going scary here. It's a little disturbing to think that the inability to buy food might be the most effective means for Americans to lose weight.
  • Agriculture - China has banned food crops from being grown on 8 million acres of land, an area about the size of Belgium, because the soil is too saturated with industrial pollutants. Scary. Definitely scary.
  • Wealth - The combined wealth of the world's 85 richest people, $1.7 trillion, is equivalent to the wealth held by the poorest half of the world's population, some 3.5 billion people. Since tragic isn't an option, gross it is. It borders on obscene (sort of a take on gross, don't you think) that 85 people have more wealth than 3.5 billion. Perhaps if I was one of those 85 people, I might feel differently, but I'm not, so I don't.

Did You Know? #50

What is the geographic uniqueness of India's Dahala Khagrabari?

It is the world's only third-order enclave. It is a patch of India inside a patch of Bangladesh, which is inside a patch of India--all of which is surrounded by Bangladesh (see map below).